Sep/Oct
2061
Joels Bastards Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $600000. The runners-up were Renshai, and finishing in third place overall were Meles.

Meles Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League


 
The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League finished, with Meles taking the overall victory and a prize of $400000. The runners-up were Joels Bastards, and finishing in third place overall were Renshai.
And I would have won too, if it wasn`t for those meddling kids....oh I did win.


PA Racers Win Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League

The Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were The Dingos, and finishing in third place overall were Clabberbang.

Jacob White of Revenants died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Tyrone Ford of Revenants died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Patricia `patty` Monroe of Jacks Gunfighters died at Southern Plateau.


Michael Dorn of King of Clubs died at The Pit.


Kim Bates of TotalCarnage died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Francis Dahl of TotalCarnage died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Frosty` Ruth Beers of The Pikers died at Blown With the Wind.


`The Scout` Bobby Evangelista of Dolce Gabbana died at Gates of Somerset.


Lisa Echols of TotalCarnage died at Telegraph Road.


Fredrick Lavin of Revenants died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Francis `High Life` Miller of The Riveters died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Bradley `Edel` Weiss of The Riveters died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


`Jerry` James Garcia of Blood and Iron died at Oil Slick.


Ruby Gilman of The Crayons died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Michael Herrera of Hot Trax died at Bombed Luna Road.


Gene Warren of King of Clubs died at Gates of Somerset.


Richard Reed of SemiLifers died at Gates of Somerset.


Robert Thompson of King of Clubs died at Gates of Somerset.


Mark Butler of French Foreign Legion died at Gates of Somerset.


Richard `Petty` King of Blood and Iron died at Blown With the Wind.


Paul `Tool Time` Taylor of Blood and Iron died at Blown With the Wind.


Joshua `Hook Hand` Cunningham of Blood and Iron died at Blown With the Wind.


Leslie Collins of The Pikers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Virginia `back in` Black of The Pikers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


William Hendricks of 69th Battalion died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


`Sexy` Sandra Wilson of 69th Battalion died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Robert Power of 69th Battalion died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


`Freeway` Ricky Ross of You Need Somebody to Hate died at Gates of Somerset.


Harry Johnson of King of Clubs died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Timothy Weaver of SemiLifers died at Gates of Somerset.


Nicholas Stephens of MADHAT died at Once Upon a Town.


Philip Marshall of MADHAT died at Once Upon a Town.


Victor Moore of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Elmsfield.


`Straw` Berry Smith of Fifth Legion died at Blown With the Wind.


Joseph Hill of The Roaring Wheelers died at Gates of Somerset.


Ellen Ramirez of The Crayons died at Somerset Arena.


Hazel `Nut` Harris of Blood and Iron died at Blown With the Wind.


Lawrence Jones of Elements of Harmony died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Sheila Taylor of Fifth Legion died at Acid Land.


`Even` Steven Simon of Rollovers died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Charles Campbell of The Riveters died at Highway to Hell.


Denis Quintana of The Riveters died at Once Upon a Town.


Brett `Seventeen` Michaels of Blood Roses died at Gates of Somerset.


`Witch` Hazel Rodriguez of Blood and Iron died at Northern Farm Land.


Agnes Attwood of TotalCarnage died at Once Upon a Town.


Lisa Echols of TotalCarnage died at Once Upon a Town.


Glen Thomas of Angels Of Death died at Gates of Somerset.


Anthony Williams of The Ghosts died at Once Upon a Town.


Brandon O`Connor of The Ghosts died at Once Upon a Town.


Nicole `Sprinter` Sawicki of kbble kru died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Ben Jim of Simply Skurvy died at The Maze.


Lydia `Lou` Sherwin of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Acid Land.


`Mutie` Charles Brandt of Road Templars died at Shantyville.


Billie Mitchell of Vikingr-CTS- died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Ida Macleod of TotalCarnage died at Northern Farm Land.


Cynthia Siler of TotalCarnage died at Northern Farm Land.


Kevin Owens of Death Splatter died at Gates of Somerset.


Vincent Cantero of SemiLifers died at Gates of Somerset.


Clayton `OK` Corral of Maxxed Out died at Road to Somerset.


Rose Pomeroy of Vikingr-CTS- died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Hubert Johnson of SemiLifers died at Lost Oasis.


Pierre King of SemiLifers died at Lost Oasis.


James Thomas of SemiLifers died at Lost Oasis.


Kerry Melton of SemiLifers died at Road to Somerset.


John `James` Cronin of Blood Roses died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Jerilyn Gallardo of The Wolfhounds died at Road to Somerset.


Robert `St.Vincent` Depaul of Maxxed Out died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Go-Go` Gerald Walker of The Vanguards died at Devils Fingers.


Kenneth Patton of Rabid died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Vincent Ford of Rabid died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Jamie` James Saragosa of 69th Battalion died at Somerset Arena.


Jimmy King of Rabid died at Once Upon a Town.


Samuel Conger of Rabid died at Once Upon a Town.


Grady Goodwin of SemiLifers died at Somerset Arena.


Stanley Carpenter of The Mighty People Of Armadillo died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Todd Keeter of The Mighty People Of Armadillo died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Shannon `stone hands` Hassen of fluids needed died at Dead man`s Road.


Darwin Hernandez of The Crayons died at Gates of Somerset.


Mario `The Wop` Longo of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Clarence `Lead seads` Fields of fluids needed died at Gates of Somerset.


Douglas Farr of Gypsy Jesters died at Once Upon a Town.


Thomas Ball of Hells Saints died at Road to Elmsfield.


John Kilpatrick of The Crayons died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Jon Rambo of Sphincter Wrinkles died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Stacy `SKS` Keenan of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Northern Farm Land.


`Sir` Brian Bechtol of Road Templars died at Acid Land.


Ryan Gilbert of Sand Dwellers died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Spencer `Montgomery ` Burns of 69th Battalion died at The Pit.


John Williams of Iron Wraiths died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


`Captain` Lyndsay Anderson of 69th Battalion died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Chris `Rack` Coon of Fifth Legion died at Road to Elmsfield.


Laraine Patrick of Blood and Iron died at Blown With the Wind.


Katelyn `Doc` Holiday of Blood and Iron died at Blown With the Wind.


Charity Kemmer of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


`Ta Ta `s` Terri Taylor of Hot Trax died at Interstate Mythos.


William Louis of King of Clubs died at Highway to Hell.


Joseph `Speedy` Gonzales of Maxxed Out died at Northern Farm Land.


Vernon `Damn` Shippy of Flaming Engines died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Jason Hasty of ocirne died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Norman `Mediene` Ochoa of Blood and Iron died at Blown With the Wind.


Mary Lacey of The Pikers died at Canyon Joust.


Lee Oswald of Bandicoots died at Dead man`s Road.


Gregg Rouse of Hells Saints died at Sandy.


Michael Guyton of Iron Company died at Blown With the Wind.


Agustina `Wreckless` Frazier of The Riveters died at Somerset Arena.


Gene Giblin of The Riveters died at Double Down Arena.


Tammy Malveaux of The Crayons died at Northern Farm Land.


Debra `Puck` Patterson of You Need Somebody to Hate died at Northern Farm Land.


Tanya Baade of TotalCarnage died at Blown With the Wind.


Arnold Jones of TotalCarnage died at Blown With the Wind.


Donna Meade of TotalCarnage died at Blown With the Wind.


Milton Carter of rebelfishes died at Gates of Somerset.


`Grody` Rhoda Archuleta of fluids kastoffs died at Scattered Grounds.


Pamela `Anderson` Evans of fluids kastoffs died at Scattered Grounds.


Tiffanie `Verry` Harris of fluids kastoffs died at Scattered Grounds.


Laura `The wrench` Croft of fluids kastoffs died at Scattered Grounds.


Faye `Mazy` Starr of You Need Somebody to Hate died at Once Upon a Town.


`Doc` Willie McKinney of Dolce Gabbana died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Salvatore Allen of Renshai died at Pathway to Darkness.


Emma Smith of Junk Runners died at Gates of Somerset.


Daisey Andrews of TotalCarnage died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Savannah Berry of K1500 Crew died at Telegraph Road.


`Mick` Ronald Sampson of Crazy Canucks died at Pathway to Darkness.


`John` Thomas Douglas of Crazy Canucks died at Gates of Somerset.


Jesus Hurd of Blood and Iron died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Robert Ellison of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Francis Dahl of TotalCarnage died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Ronald Baxter of Humans of the Unknown died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Jodi `Roid Rage` Little of Maxxed Out died at Northern Farm Land.


`Born Dead` Wilbur Reyes of Maxxed Out died at Northern Farm Land.


`Too Easy` Ezra Escobar of Maxxed Out died at Northern Farm Land.


Donald `Henry` Ford of Maxxed Out died at Northern Farm Land.


Dianne `Lips` Urban of Blood Roses died at Acid Land.


`Mason` Jason Peirce of Blood Roses died at Acid Land.


Karen Apodaca of PA Racers died at Bombed Luna Road.


Lauren `Razor` Sharp of Blood and Iron died at Bombed Luna Road.


Tom Waits of Sphincter Wrinkles died at Northern Farm Land.


Freddy `Got` Focht of Sphincter Wrinkles died at Northern Farm Land.


Susanna `Gunslinger` Dean of Sphincter Wrinkles died at Northern Farm Land.


Joel Dees of Rabid died at Northern Farm Land.


Ira Guzman of Rabid died at Northern Farm Land.


Dino `Mite or C` Foor of Scarzams Dragoons died at Canyon Joust.


Vicente `da Bomb` Bordeaux of Guns Gears Getaway died at Lonesome Highway.


Larry ``rouble at` Mills of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Lonesome Highway.


`Mister` Bob Barker of Guns Gears Getaway died at Lonesome Highway.


`Saint` Nicholas Finch of Guns Gears Getaway died at Lonesome Highway.


Ben Brown of The Roaring Wheelers died at Northern Farm Land.


James `Diversion` Santos of Death Splatter died at Road to Somerset.


Francisca Hilliard of TotalCarnage died at Sandy.


Ruth Nesbitt of TotalCarnage died at Sandy.


`Suicidal` Steve Zellmer of Renshai died at Gates of Somerset.


Annie Cronk of The Crayons died at Gates of Somerset.


Effie Roland of CryptKeepers died at Once Upon a Town.


Lydia Sherry of CryptKeepers died at Road to Somerset.


Tanya Thompson of Iron Company died at Road to Somerset.


Terrell Smith of Iron Company died at Road to Somerset.


Adrian Clark of The Roaring Wheelers died at Double Down Arena.


Elisabeth Seal of Dark Bulls died at Road to Somerset.


Carole `Bombshell` Hudson of Wasters died at The Pits.


`Dr.` Michael Pratt of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Forever Yellow Skies.


`The Walrus` John Otero of Wasters died at Gates of Texan.


Elizabeth `Copper` Coppage of Fifth Legion died at Pathway to Darkness.


Madeleine `Macaine` Strong of 69th Battalion died at Gates of Somerset.


Kimberly `Field` Marshall of Blood and Iron died at Blown With the Wind.





Evan`s Most Wanted

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Gypsy Jesters (Elmsfield): $429.
2. TotalCarnage (Somerset): $311.
3. The Crayons (Somerset): $254.
4. Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS- (Elmsfield): $120.
5. Gypsy Jesters (Somerset): $104.
6. Iron Wraiths (Somerset): $81.
7. -^-HellRazors-^- (Somerset): $69.
8. King of Clubs (Somerset): $60.
9. King of Clubs (Elmsfield): $60.



Most Active Gangs

Our team have been out all month, tirelessly visiting every deathsport event and interviewing incoming caravans to figure out just who are the most busy gangs in Evan right now.

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been The Crayons. Their most favoured type of event has been the combat, although they have also competed in numerous race events.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. SCRAPPY SS SCOUT, owned by Flaming Engines.
2. Breaking Bones, owned by Ragnaks Reavers.
3. Catching Shells, owned by Ragnaks Reavers.
4. Breaking Bullets, owned by Ragnaks Reavers.
5. Double Down, owned by Sphincter Wrinkles.

Deathsport Leagues

With the major leagues coming towards their conclusion, the current leaders are:

Evan Race Ladder - PA Racers
Evan Deathrace Ladder - -^-HellRazors-^-
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Iron Wraiths
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Zombie Killers

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Renshai



Political Update

Relations between the mutants and anarchists are reported to be at an all-time high following the announcement of an arranged marriage between the daughter of a high-ranking member of Sabretooth with one of Mad Mac`s sons.



Alcohol`s Boys

The most drug-addicted gangs currently active in Evan are:

1. Cuddle Fiesta.
2. Gearjammers.
3. Clarinbridge Crushers.
4. -^-HellRazors-^-.
5. Arbiters.
6. Wilcox School of the Gifted.
7. The Vanguards.
8. River City Gamblers.
9. The Dionysian Dozen -CHQ-.
10. Road Lords.

The heaviest addict in Cuddle Fiesta is John Willis, and his favourite tipple is Alcohol.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.