Sep/Oct
2068
Joels Bastards Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $600000. The runners-up were Meles, and finishing in third place overall were The Darkside.

-^-HellRazors-^- Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League finished, with -^-HellRazors-^- taking the overall victory and a prize of $400000. The runners-up were No Aiming Just Shooting, and finishing in third place overall were Joels Bastards.
The HellRazors, finding out that this seasons COE 3 was fixed did not bother to show for the last event. It was discovered that the Robin Hood crew paid off the judges to disqualify certain participants at gate 4 in the Firelight event. While all spectators visually observed those participants go through the gate and those participants even completed the course, the judges somehow did not see this and disqualified the Hellrazors and other participants. When the judges were questioned on how they could have missed this, they were quoted saying "I had something in my eyes" or "Some women dressed as nuns exposed themselves to me"


Tim "The Wheelman" Willis also had a comment about this seasons CoE3- It would appear that since my opponents could not beat me on the track, a select few from the RH crew found a way to make sure I would not be properly credited with my usual win of the league. Oh and don't think I didn't notice the judges had gate 8 placed in an inaccessible area of the Semi race in Texan. How coincidental that it was another of this seasons coe3 events that could not be completed that the Hellrazors were involved in. Looks like my weekly prayers to the almighty Sam for a clean race went unanswered.


The Wolfhounds Win Circuit of Evan Rally III League

The Circuit of Evan Rally III League finished, with The Wolfhounds taking the overall victory and a prize of $250000. The runners-up were K R U, and finishing in third place overall were -^-HellRazors-^-.

Morgan Sacked!

Reports indicate that the isolated town of Morgan has been sacked by local pirates. Numerous resources, weapons and vehicles were lost to the raiders.

Super Awesome Leprocy Dudes In Win Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League

The Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League finished, with Super Awesome Leprocy Dudes In taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were PA Racers, and finishing in third place overall were Last Leaf.

Ralph `Pinball` Green of Shadow Security Corp. died at Road to Somerset.


Albert Hackler of Meles died at Interstate Mythos.


James Harding of Meles died at Interstate Mythos.


Alexander Peterson of Meles died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Angela Bostick of Meles died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Red `em` Justin Case of The F-Bombs died at Double Down Arena.


`Die Hard` Mario McLain of The Tronophiles died at Gates of Morgan.


Jose `Silent One` Price of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Gates of Morgan.


Timothy `Timmah!` Fowler of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Gates of Morgan.


Sylvia Bayne of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Rebecca `Vecna` Thomas of Ragnarok Racing died at Chaos Canyon.


Lee `Lead on` Gendron of Your name here died at Northern Farm Land.


Rosa `Hardcore` Hester of Ragnarok Racing died at Gates of Somerset.


`The Silenced` King Diamond of Awefensive Enterprises died at Gates of Morgan.


Charles Smeltzer of Triumph died at Gates of Somerset.


`Barnstorming` Linda Barnes of The Tronophiles died at XoReX Speedway.


Thomas Kennedy of Krashed and Burnt died at Gates of Somerset.


Gregory `Hard as Steel` Johnson of Krashed and Burnt died at Gates of Somerset.


Fred Payne of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Johnny `The Jet` Veith of Ragnarok Racing died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Numbers `Horse` Ortiz of Ragnarok Racing died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Dr.` Rudolph Rainbolt of Ragnarok Racing died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Mister` Victor Armstrong of Crazy Canucks died at Toxic Wastes.


Drucilla Dice of Ragnarok Racing died at Gates of Somerset.


Vincent Wade of Triumph died at Northern Farm Land.


Juan `The Taco` Jordan of The Tronophiles died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Irving `WTF?` Hernandez of Paceys Raiders died at Highway to Hell.


Milton Murray of Z Mans died at Gates of Somerset.


Daniel Magana of Z Mans died at Gates of Somerset.


Melissa Giron of Chrome Religion died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Richard Scott of Blackwatch died at Lonesome Highway.


Richard Fisher of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Daniel Richardson of The Black Legion died at Acid Land.


Daniel Newell of The Black Legion died at Barren Lands.


Lyle Sears of Triumph died at Lost Oasis.


`The Rat` Harry Vasquez of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Yolanda Kovar of Garage Boyz died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Nick Poole of Triumph died at Northern Farm Land.


Steven Swiger of Triumph died at Northern Farm Land.


Celine Bradley of Z Mans died at Road to Somerset.


`Who`s` Jose Johnson of Z Mans died at Road to Somerset.


`Little` Daniel Posey of Z Mans died at Road to Somerset.


Steven `Crash` Steven of Garage Boyz died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Margaret Fuller of Renshai died at Gates of Somerset.


`Bullet Magnet` Charles Wilcox of SwordStroke Enterprises died at Gates of Morgan.


Charles `Chocolate` Williams of SwordStroke Enterprises died at Gates of Morgan.


Florine `Flower` Hanson of The Panthers died at Lost Trail: Overland.


Damon Waxman of Triumph died at The Pit.


Thomas Underwood of Triumph died at The Pit.


Tommy Hanrahan of Finger 3 died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


`Marco Antonio` Charles Barrera of Blood and Iron died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


`Stone Cold` Leslie Austin of Blood and Iron died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Edward Cox of rebelfish resurgent died at Blown With the Wind.


Malik `Always Chasin` Muff of Blood and Iron died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Zane `Grey` Nelson of Ragnarok Racing died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Olivia `Three Way` Jones of Ragnarok Racing died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Ramon House of Ragnarok Racing died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Jared `High` Towers of Ragnarok Racing died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Randall Burrowes of 0ranges died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Steve Austin of Triumph died at Northern Farm Land.


Juan `Valdez` Peterson of Super Awesome Leprocy Dudes In died at Interstate Mythos.


Patrick `Spanners` Sims of Super Awesome Leprocy Dudes In died at Interstate Mythos.


`I` See Dicks of Finger 3 died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Sue `Sing Lee` Luna of Finger 3 died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Marcelino `Galileo` Villacorta of ZomBPir8Ninjas died at Maure Dore.


Phil `Bones` Bonilla of Blackwatch died at Outback of Nowhere.


`The Honorable` Jacob Parnell of The Tronophiles died at Oil Slick.


Daren `Nacho` Camacho of Blackwatch died at The Pit.


Leola Cavanaugh of Murder Transit Corporation died at Double Down Arena.


`Hot Lips` Vera Aguilar of The Tronophiles died at Gates of Somerset.


Anthony Pete of Z Mans died at Gates of Somerset.


Margaret Ruggieri of Way of the Gun died at Gates of Somerset.


Lillian Bateman of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Patricia Weaver of Krashed and Burnt died at Acid Land.


David `Stumpy Joe` Sandin of The F-Bombs died at Gates of Sarsfield.


`Rude` Rod Blake of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


`War Secretary` William Crawford of Blood and Iron died at Pathway to Darkness.


Faustino `Gut Shot` Rodas of The F-Bombs died at Devils Fingers.


Leon `Pete` Townsend of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Highway to Hell.


Shana Burchett of 0ranges died at The Dunes Race Course.


Ernesto Koester of Crazy Jakes Repo Men died at Ring of Death Arena.


Charles `Hard Henry` Rollins of Blood and Iron died at Pathway to Darkness.


Susan `Juan Pablo` Duarte of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset.


Joseph Devereaux of Gaean Reach died at The Pit.


Howard Armstrong of The Whelm died at Road to Somerset.


`Capt. B.J.` Robert Honeycutt of Blood and Iron died at Chaos Canyon.


`Lucy` Lucille German of Produce_Vendors died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


David Brown of Blackwatch died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Josue `Scatter Shot` Boyle of Crazy Jakes Repo Men died at The Pit.


Jose Lowe of Z Mans died at Highway to Hell.


Adam Green of Z Mans died at Highway to Hell.


April Reyes of Way of the Gun died at Sandy.


Eric Pena of GUNS INC died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Kimberly Erickson of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Clifford Douglas of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Carol Cornett of MADHAT died at The Pits.


Jennifer Hebert of MADHAT died at The Pits.


Frederick Brown of rebelfish resurgent died at Smokey Hills.


Humberto Garcia of rebelfish resurgent died at Smokey Hills.


Ramon Talamantes of Fukuoka Militia died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


`Tasty` Tamera Trout of Blood and Iron died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Cap`n Cook` Jessie Pinkham of Blood and Iron died at Northern Farm Land.


Charles `Ratty` Roden of King of Clubs died at Bombed Luna Road.


Robert Jones of King of Clubs died at Bombed Luna Road.


Mary Pullum of CryptKeepers died at Northern Farm Land.


Nathan Pryor of MADHAT died at The Pit.


Audra Lee of Gladius Dei died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Thomas Mars of Electric Dave died at Double Down Arena.


`T` Rex Ray of The Darkside died at Gates of Sarsfield.


Arthur Downs of MADHAT died at Serpentine Road.


Karen `The Pulse` Paulsen of The F-Bombs died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


`Rocket` Roy Dysart of Super Awesome Leprocy Dudes In died at Lost Oasis.


Kenneth Hall of Z Mans died at Deadman`s Drop.


Curtis `Mack` Brown of rebelfish resurgent died at Smokey Hills.


Michael `Frackin` Osborne of rebelfish resurgent died at Smokey Hills.



Bountiful!

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Gaean Reach (Elmsfield): $312.
2. The Tronophiles (Gateway Truckstop): $250.
3. Roads to Madness (Badlands Truckstop): $168.
4. Brassicas (Badlands Truckstop): $168.
5. The Tronophiles (Somerset): $147.
6. Blood and Iron (Somerset): $132.
7. LionCheetas (Texan): $121.
8. The Tronophiles (Elmsfield): $105.
9. The Black Legion (Badlands Truckstop): $71.



Big Earners on the Track

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Meles: $876726.
2. The Tronophiles: $606902.
3. The F-Bombs: $553437.
4. Lobotomizers: $504365.
5. The Panthers: $350828.

League Leaders

With the major leagues coming towards their conclusion, the current leaders are:

Evan Race Ladder - The Ansome Cousin Jacks
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Brassicas
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Brassicas
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - The Darkside

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - -^-HellRazors-^-
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - -^-HellRazors-^-



Political Update

Relations between the Slavers and Mutants have deteriorated after a raid on Ernie`s freight, said to contain `Food` for the upcoming Great Shantyville BBQ.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.