Sep/Oct
2071
Joels Bastards Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $600000. The runners-up were The Darkside, and finishing in third place overall were Lords Of Steel.

Lord of Rockets Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League finished, with Lord of Rockets taking the overall victory and a prize of $400000. The runners-up were Joels Bastards, and finishing in third place overall were The Darkside.

Joels Bastards Win Circuit of Evan Rally III League

The Circuit of Evan Rally III League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $250000. The runners-up were Paceys Raiders, and finishing in third place overall were Malodorous Wayzgoose.

Brassicas Win Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League

The Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League finished, with Brassicas taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were PA Racers, and finishing in third place overall were Clabberbang.

Rose `The Virgin` White of Ragnarok Racing died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


`The Dealer` Steven Adams of Ragnarok Racing died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Rudy Thresher of Lords Of Steel died at Ring of Death Arena.


Ted Hays of Renshai died at Gates of Morgan.


Velma Snow of Joels Bastards died at Gates of Somerset.


`Clone 4` Homer Simpson of SwordStroke Enterprises died at Via Rupta.


David Horowitz of Clan Hammer died at Gates of Somerset.


Robert Gordon of The Vermin died at Gates of Somerset.


William Brammer of Clan Hammer died at Forever Yellow Skies.


`Trippin` Jonathan Falls of The F-Bombs died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Gary `She made my` Cockburn of The F-Bombs died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Richard Whitten of Finger 3 died at Spooky Forest.


Man Manly of SwordStroke Enterprises died at The Pits.


Lisa Taylor of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Once Upon a Town.


Andrea Thayer of blue rock died at Sandy.


Robert Steele of GUNS INC died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Sheryl Crabtree of Lords Of Steel died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Melinda Wacker of Teenage Mutant Ninja Bimbos died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Billy `the` Kidd of Hot Trax died at Spooky Forest.


David Wagner of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Bertha Conlan of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


`Dead Man` Otto Graham of Ragnarok Racing died at The Pit.


`Black Belt` Chuck Norris of Ragnarok Racing died at The Pit.


`Pretty Boy` Rick Shoemaker of Ragnarok Racing died at The Pit.


`Mad` Mike Dearmond of Ragnarok Racing died at The Pit.


Bret `The Kid` Valentine of Ragnarok Racing died at The Pit.


Nellie `Death Knell` Lindley of The Ghosts died at Barren Lands.


Orlando Gallegos of The Ghosts died at Barren Lands.


Brent Perkins of The Ghosts died at Barren Lands.


Oliver Clark of The Ghosts died at Barren Lands.


Kelly Nott of The Ghosts died at Barren Lands.


Dan Johnson of The Ghosts died at Barren Lands.


Spencer Bourgeois of Malodorous Wayzgoose died at Smokey Hills.


`Yo` Yolanda Healy of The F-Bombs died at Highway to Hell.


Theodore `Towan ` Couch of Malodorous Wayzgoose died at Road to Somerset.


Grace Disalvo of Malodorous Wayzgoose died at Road to Somerset.


Marshall `Full House` Gamble of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Scattered Grounds.


Harry `Lay Down The` Lawson of Fifth Legion died at Chaos Canyon.


William Crutchfield of The Vermin died at Blown With the Wind.


Joseph Jimenez of The Vermin died at Blown With the Wind.


Beulah `Beaulah` Axelson of Dust Trolls died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Rob Dominick of Angels Six died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Steven `like a duck` Kwok of /Vaxxed []ut died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Tim Crawford of The Wolfhounds died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


James `Stickleback` Studebaker of Brassicas died at Gates of Firelight.


`Windy` Margaret Lai of Dust Trolls died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Lawrence Goodall of Angels Six died at Lost Oasis.


Arthur `Wagon Train` Wagner of Lords Of Steel died at Oil Slick.


`Skinny` Jenny Emory of Lords Of Steel died at The Maze.


Alice Bland of Joels Bastards died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Daniel Thomas of The Privateers died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Anna Johnson of HellzFire died at Once Upon a Town.


Janel Howard of HellzFire died at Once Upon a Town.


Graham `Cracker` Gorman of Finger 3 died at Great Southern Desert.


Kenneth `Rattle Off` Ratliff of Finger 3 died at Great Southern Desert.


Keith `Man` Cannon of Dust Trolls died at Deadman`s Drop.


Randy `Iron Man` Stark of Ragnarok Racing died at Maure Dore.


Roger `The Dick` Parson of Ragnarok Racing died at Maure Dore.


Antonio `drives a` Bentley of /Vaxxed []ut died at Pathway to Darkness.


`Victim` Jesse Arnold of Dust Trolls died at Road to Somerset.


Mary Barrett of Iron Wraiths died at Somerset Arena.


`Very Pleasant` Eugene Ayala of Dust Trolls died at Road to Somerset.


Evia `Chophead` Gutierrez of Dust Trolls died at Road to Somerset.


Arthur `Adam` Strange of Dust Trolls died at Road to Somerset.


Michelle Walker of shadowguard died at Road to Elmsfield.


Amber Tolley of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Canyon Joust.


Betty Naylor of blue rock died at Ring of Death Arena.


`The Priestess` Andrea Parker of /Vaxxed []ut died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


`Old-timer` Norman Rice of Renshai died at Sandy.



Evan`s Most Wanted

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Blood and Iron (Somerset): $1268.
2. Suicide Jockeys (Somerset): $144.
3. Lord of Rockets (Somerset): $135.
4. Rogue Traders (Badlands Truckstop): $70.
5. LionCheetas (Elmsfield): $60.
6. Krashed and Burnt (Shantyville): $50.



Most Active Gangs

Our team have been out all month, tirelessly visiting every deathsport event and interviewing incoming caravans to figure out just who are the most busy gangs in Evan right now.

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been blue rock. Their most favoured type of event has been the deathrace, although they have also competed in numerous combat events.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. 1st SS Fire Unit, owned by Suicide Jockeys.
2. OL Courier 6, owned by Overlanders.
3. OL Courier 7, owned by Overlanders.
4. Intestinal Fortitude, owned by Krashed and Burnt.
5. OL Courier 5, owned by Overlanders.



Big Earners on the Track

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. The Tronophiles: $1563303.
2. Quantum Symphony: $475968.
3. Finger 3: $314364.
4. The F-Bombs: $248045.
5. blue rock: $202383.

Deathsport Leagues

With the major leagues coming towards their conclusion, the current leaders are:

Evan Race Ladder - The Tronophiles
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Special Circumstances
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - The Wild Cards
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - The Darkside

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Lord of Rockets
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

Relations between the Civs and Merchants have cooled somwehat, following allegations of price-fixing in the food market - the Civs allege that the welfare of their citizens is being disregarded by the naked profiteering of the Merchants.



Celebrity Vehicles

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
2. Ares owned by Overlanders.
3. Intimacy owned by King of Clubs.
4. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
5. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
6. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
7. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
8. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
9. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
10. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
11. Xiaojie owned by Overlanders.
12. lucifer owned by The Pikers.
13. Spitting Lead owned by Krashed and Burnt.
14. Buzzed Blaster owned by The Tronophiles.
15. M1151 owned by The Tronophiles.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.