Sep/Oct
2074
The Darkside Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League finished, with The Darkside taking the overall victory and a prize of $600000. The runners-up were No Aiming Just Shooting, and finishing in third place overall were Joels Bastards.

The Super Speed Weekend at the Super Speedway


 
Event report

With the aura at its highest levels for many seasons, many gangs didn’t bother sending out their drivers to compete in the Super Speed Weekend. In fact the first race showcasing the Turin chassis was a very one side affair with just one gang showing up; an easy win for The Wolfhounds.

The second race was an outing for the Royal Eaton, and again it was another easy race but this time the winner was Brassicas, now the overall table was tied between the two early entrants.

Third races and it was the turn of the Cougars on the Speedway, and the track saw its first proper race with a number of gangs turning out. The victory went to Stargazer, but with Brassicas coming second, they took the lead in the overall event.

The fourth race saw the Hotrod out on the track, and the most entries of all the races, with 6 gangs out on the track. The driver from Hot Trax showing he had all the hot moves and taking the win. Both Stargazer and GEEK Racing manage to close the gap to Brassicas in the overall event but beating them on the track.

The fifth race saw the only fatality during the event, with Brassicas carrying on their run of bad luck in the DeVille and crashing out. The win went to PA Racers, whilst GEEK Racing managed to close the gap again to Brassicas.

Bullets were the chassis on show in the sixth race, with the win going to Brassicas, but he was pushed hard by PA Racers for the whole length of the race. In the overall event, it was looking good for Brassicas with only GEEK Racing with any chance of beating them.

On to the last race and it was the turn of the McKenzie on the track. The only chance for GEEK Racing was to take the win, but it was PA Racers who crossed the line first. Even though they crossed the line in last place, Brassicas went on to win the overall event.

Greater Evan Events & Knockouts wish to thank all those who took part in the Super Speed Weekend.

Watch out for our next event coming to a town near you soon.

The Darkside Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League finished, with The Darkside taking the overall victory and a prize of $400000. The runners-up were The Wolfhounds, and finishing in third place overall were Joels Bastards.

-^-HellRazors-^- Win Circuit of Evan Rally III League

The Circuit of Evan Rally III League finished, with -^-HellRazors-^- taking the overall victory and a prize of $250000. The runners-up were Paceys Raiders, and finishing in third place overall were Hot Trax.

Force of Valor Win Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League

The Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League finished, with Force of Valor taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were PA Racers, and finishing in third place overall were Freak Scene.

Barbara Carter of Paladins died at Devils Fingers.


David Williams of Paladins died at Southern Plateau.


Martha Walsh of Hot Trax died at PirateCanyon.


Robert McNamara of LuckyTiger died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Matthew Cardona of The Game Hunters died at Somerset Arena.


Daniel `Tricksy` Hicks of Brassicas died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Austin Schafer of Semi-Conscious LiberationFront died at Blown With the Wind.


William `Trigger Happy` Nelson of blue rock died at Gates of Somerset.


Susan `driver` Rainey of wasteland destroyers died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Anne Hoffman of wasteland destroyers died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Marie `The Race` Corcoran of Harley Nomads died at Chaos Canyon.


Laura Solis of Harley Nomads died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Kenneth `Nursey` Lambert of blue rock died at Sandy.


Cheryl Stump of Blackwatch died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Marky` Mark Bell of Blackwatch died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


William Parker of Blackwatch died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Angela `Busta` Rhymes of Benning Baconeers died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Manuel `Mindflare` Jones of Benning Baconeers died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Pok Porter of Sharima died at The Dunes Race Course.


George `Is Never` Wright of Deadman Wonderland died at Pathway to Darkness.


Billy `Empty Gun` Clanton of The Butchers of Boozetown died at Gates of Somerset.


Fred Smith of Almonester died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Andre Garza of Dirts Mercs died at Highway to Hell.


`MASTER BLASTR` Bryan Soto of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Scouter` Lisa Fuson of Harley Nomads died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


`Scouter` Marsha Perea of Harley Nomads died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Vernie Smith of darkdeaths assains died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


John `Greasemonkey` Park of Pigs o Porking died at Gates of Sarsfield.


Edmund `Dino` Moody of Pigs o Porking died at Gates of Sarsfield.


John `Peppers` Serrano of Cannibal Kings died at Road to Somerset.


`Princess` Diana Keown of Crazy Canucks died at Gates of Somerset.


Tyesha Pyburn of The El Nubnubs died at Gates of Somerset.


Rebecca Grimes of Deadman Wonderland died at Gates of Somerset.


Mina Milligan of The El Nubnubs died at Road to Somerset.


George `Sandals` Schuler of Brassicas died at Gates of Somerset.


Alton Crittendon of ZIABABA died at Somerset Arena.


Jennifer Logsdon of ZIABABA died at Somerset Arena.


Eddie Holliday of Junglist Rayderz died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Jennifer `Blackrose` Garland of Cannibal Kings died at Pathway to Darkness.


Fred Mertz of The Ugly Angels died at Outback of Nowhere.


Seth Dallas of blue rock died at The Pit.


Joseph Ferrer of blue rock died at The Pit.


Tommy `Lookback` Lucas of Blackwatch died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Richard `El Chupa` Rodriguez of Blackwatch died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Richard Johnson of Blackwatch died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Toni `Grease` Hill of blue rock died at Deadman`s Drop.


Charlotte Cothern of Die Turboschnecken died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


John Scott of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Arlene `Vamp` Harvey of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Gates of Somerset.


Ronald Prince of The Jolly Pipers died at Lost Oasis.


Gustavo `meh (`.`)/` Olson of Deadman Wonderland died at Gates of Somerset.


Ralph `in the` Alley of Deadman Wonderland died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Chi Gonzalez of Deadman Wonderland died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Jessica Cruz of Triumph died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Natalie Yeager of MADHAT died at Salt Flats Canyon.


`Unique` Monique Zhang of Crazy Canucks died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Otto Walz of Three Goats died at Somerset Arena.


Jesus McCauley of MADHAT died at Barren Lands.


Mammie Cherry of MADHAT died at Barren Lands.


Eric Haun of xslayder died at Ring of Death Arena.


`Scouter` Brianna Sevilla of Harley Nomads died at Road to Somerset.


John `Big Bang` Blue of Harley Nomads died at Road to Somerset.


Allen Scott of Haight-Ashbury died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Irene McDougal of Haight-Ashbury died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Mark Brittain of The Ugly Angels died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


`Captain` Morgan Fairchild of The Purple Foxes died at Bombed Luna Road.


Robert Mathews of Rule of Three died at Double Down Arena.


Donald Slocum of The Ugly Angels died at Somerset Arena.


Sammy Robinson of Darkwinds Most Wanted died at Gates of Somerset.


Ronald Diaz of WorldRacerZ died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Katie Barrett of Chemicel Cutthroats died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Dorothy Henderson of Chemicel Cutthroats died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Richard Charles of bonchi died at Double Down Arena.


Preston Miner of Grizzlys died at Road to Somerset.


Michael Frederick of bonchi died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Ashley `Ashes` Fox of Loose Cannons died at Gates of Somerset.


`The Boss` Stephen Ross of Blood Roses died at Sidewinder Raceway.


George Dorn of Buzzers died at Road to Elmsfield.


Frank `Waving` Wood of Paceys Raiders died at Burning Skies.


`The Assassin` Ray Rioux of Blood Roses died at Road to Elmsfield.


Keith Noonan of Dirts Mercs died at Chaos Canyon.


Francisco Agee of MADHAT died at Gates of Somerset.


Robert Woodall of MADHAT died at Gates of Somerset.


Chris `Railway` Hornsby of Paceys Raiders died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Edward `Would` Woods of Paceys Raiders died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Lori `Ursinas` Pitts of Fatalis Foedi died at Via Rupta.


William Webb of Karmics died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Robert `Rottweiler` Wilbur of The Tacticals died at Somerset Arena.


Pete `Quick Shot` Cooper of Triskellon died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Patrick Fitzpatrick of Almonester died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Christopher Ward of CrazyCats died at Gates of Somerset.


Robert Garcia of Sharps Land Sharks died at Blown With the Wind.


`Boozy` Jerry Schwartz of Teenage Mutant Ninja Bimbos died at Outback of Nowhere.


June `Scallywag` Worth of Teenage Mutant Ninja Bimbos died at Outback of Nowhere.


`Cool Blood` Gloria Paramore of Teenage Mutant Ninja Bimbos died at Outback of Nowhere.


Kiyoko `Takai` Nakamura of Teenage Mutant Ninja Bimbos died at Outback of Nowhere.


Masako `Ruijinen` Wada of Teenage Mutant Ninja Bimbos died at Outback of Nowhere.


Scott Tyree of Force of Valor died at Gateway Interstate Circuit.


Crystal `Diamond` Curry of Cannibal Kings died at Gates of Somerset.


Dennis Smith of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Road to Somerset.


Philip `Hammer` Brooks of The Ugly Angels died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Johnnie Wilson of Cobra Command died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Roman Salmon of Souls of The Shade died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


David `eagle eye` Burton of madraiders died at The Pit.


Robin `Soya` Moya of Crazy Canucks died at Road to Elmsfield.


Mabel Carpenter of Crazy Canucks died at Road to Elmsfield.


`Mistress` Jennifer Rodriguez of Crazy Canucks died at Road to Elmsfield.


`Backfist` Anthony McKay of Blood Roses died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


James Scruggs of baz ADDICTS died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Elaine Mohan of Cannibal Kings died at Lost Oasis.


Israel `Lug Nut` West of Cannibal Kings died at Lost Oasis.


Gabrielle Gable of Karmics died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


William Snyder of Binres Gaspedal died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Ingrid Middlebrooks of Dirts Mercs died at Road to Somerset.


Ronald Schroer of Sharps Land Sharks died at Northern Farm Land.


Daniel Ryan of Vindacators died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Jimmy Hartsell of Vindacators died at Double Down Arena.


Christopher Collins of Cobra Command died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Jacqueline `The Murph` Murphy of Teenage Mutant Ninja Bimbos died at Dead man`s Road.


Kathleen `The Stone` Turner of Teenage Mutant Ninja Bimbos died at Scattered Grounds.


April Beaudry of Teenage Mutant Ninja Bimbos died at Scattered Grounds.


Elisha Bono of Chemicel Cutthroats died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


William Howard of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Karen Goff of Harley Nomads died at Once Upon a Town.


Anthony Fulghum of Karmics died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


John Hatten of rohans gang died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Alonzo Beaver of rohans gang died at Somerset Super Speedway.


William Matthews of FatalPaint died at Somerset Arena.


Willie Buchholz of MADHAT died at Northern Farm Land.


Loraine Fast of The Darkside died at The Pit.


James `Bullseye` Bower of Crazy Pirates died at Road to Somerset.


`Undercutter` Linda Mower of Paceys Raiders died at Firelight Dead Land.


Val Redmond of Paceys Raiders died at Firelight Dead Land.


Ricardo Stevens of Tones Marauders died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Rickey `Prickles` Beckett of Brassicas died at Northern Farm Land.


Earl Kerns of Harley Nomads died at Road to Somerset.


Albert McDaniel of Genocide died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Steven Collins of Genocide died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Greg Smith of Dead Ferrets died at Road to Somerset.


Bryce Robinson of Darkwinds Most Wanted died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


`harry` Daniel Brown of Darkwinds Most Wanted died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


`Dodgy` Sean Shaw of Darkwinds Most Wanted died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Malinda Williams of Three Goats died at Pathway to Darkness.


Mary Brooks of Three Goats died at Pathway to Darkness.


Brian Burgess of 345trthgerwt died at The Dunes Race Course.


Debbie `Diddler` Robinson of The Manor died at Gates of Somerset.


John Sapp of wadzwds died at Sidewinder Raceway.


`Ace` Edward Pittman of Triskellon died at The Pit.


William Bourgeois of TheMustangs died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).



Movers and $hakers

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Anubis Cartel: $1770966.
2. The El Nubnubs: $721889.
3. The Ugly Angels: $405099.
4. Force of Valor: $348408.
5. Parents Association: $305025.

Evan Leagues

With the major leagues coming towards their conclusion, the current leaders are:

Evan Race Ladder - Harley Nomads
Evan Deathrace Ladder - 420InstaBlazeSquad420
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - djkato
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Shankill Butchers

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - The Darkside
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - The Darkside
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Paceys Raiders



Political Update

Relations betweens the Civs and Reds have soured following several high-profile Civ attacks on Red refugee transports.



Celebrity Vehicles

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
2. Ares owned by Overlanders.
3. Intimacy owned by King of Clubs.
4. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
5. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
6. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
7. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
8. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS-.
9. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
10. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
11. M1151 owned by Anubis Cartel.
12. Buzzed Blaster owned by Anubis Cartel.
13. Xiaojie owned by Overlanders.
14. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
15. lucifer owned by The Pikers.



Zerk`s Boys

The most drug-addicted gangs currently active in Evan are:

1. The Cosmic Kids.
2. Load Runners.
3. Cuddle Fiesta.
4. Drive Backwards BFFs.
5. Blood Roses.
6. Mirrored Pain.
7. Raging Scavengers.
8. Dolce Gabbana.
9. Lord of Rockets.
10. Piglets of Fate.

The heaviest addict in The Cosmic Kids is Charles Espinosa, and his favourite tipple is Zerk.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.