2047
| | Sep/Oct 2047 |
 `PBR Streetgang` is owned by the Gearjammers  `Latte`s Revenge` is owned by Latte`s Raiders. This image was captured as part of an exposee of the supposedly upstanding gang, who were witnessed attacking traders along with the evil Longo`s Merry Men.  `Propaganda` is owned by Initial Drift... and needs no introduction!  We didn`t actually get close enough to see whether they liked it because Darth accidently killed them all with his RGMs.   The Gazette van failed to even get one shot on target.  A small group of what seemed to be giant beetles were dispatched by skillful gunfire. We can only guess what would happen were creatures such as these to grow larger or be encountered in larger groups. Any photos confirming sightings of other creatures would be welcomed by the Gazette, to appear in future editions.  Right - Marion Lee Left - Russell Smith The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets? 1. Propaganda owned by Initial Drift. 1. Longos Merry Men (Somerset): $5331. |
 With the major leagues coming towards their conclusion, the current leaders are: Evan Race Ladder - Advanced Race Labs There is currently one minor league in progress also: Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League - Geriatric Anarchists
The most drug-addicted gangs currently active in Evan are: 1. Initial Drift. The heaviest addict in Initial Drift is Denise Ramos, and her favourite tipple is Alcohol.  Ulysses `Lil General` Grant of Geriatric Anarchists died at Sandy. `Typhoon` Floyd Burns of Geriatric Anarchists died at Sandy. William `Steamboat` Fulton of Geriatric Anarchists died at Sandy. John Kirby of the mad mad crushers died at Northern Desert Circuit. David McPeters of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Somerset. Mathew Watts of Pariah Strike died at Northern Desert Circuit. `Doubting` Thomas Woods of Burnt Tree Security died at Road to Somerset. Willie Peckham of Whiskey Runners died at Gates of Somerset. Marion Lee of Initial Drift died at Gates of Somerset. Lawrence `El Ley` Holt of SD Rollers died at Telegraph Road. Tom `Dolly` Madison of Mad Hatter, Inc. died at Road to Elmsfield. Mary `Molests Kids` Lester of Drive Backwards BFFs died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Chad Crow of Rebels died at Highway to Hell. Kimberly Alexander of DeathHeads died at Somerset Arena. Lena `Ice` Oberg of Ricky Ranjits Raiders died at Highway to Hell. Lai `Me` Soto of Ricky Ranjits Raiders died at Highway to Hell. Raymond `Bad` Minton of MADHAT died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. James Myers of 5ive Crew died at Lost Oasis. Robert `Knickers` Nyquist of Duck Manglers died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. Raul Walter of Whiskey Runners died at Highway to Hell. Norma Wilson of Whiskey Runners died at Highway to Hell. Adell `Gassy` Amos of Drive Backwards BFFs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. David Acuna of SD Rollers died at Northern Desert Circuit. `Sergeant` Kenneth Engels of Collision Force died at Dead man`s Road. Michael Anderson of Advanced Race Labs died at Lost Oasis. Delta Force of Advanced Race Labs died at Lost Oasis. Van Cargo of Advanced Race Labs died at Lost Oasis. Lin Xu of Advanced Race Labs died at Lost Oasis. Adrienne `Ballista` Bautista of Duck Manglers died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Gloria `THE WACKER` Pulley of ADVANCED RADICAL LUNATICS died at Once Upon a Town. Robert `Bobbito` Colon of SD Rollers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. David Martineau of Transylvanian Transmissions died at Highway to Hell. Joe `MG` Putnam of Transylvanian Transmissions died at Highway to Hell. Vera Kilroy of Dementia died at Somerset Arena. Tyrell Tabb of LESS THAN CAPS died at Sandy. Niki Fountain of LESS THAN CAPS died at Sandy. Dan Leary of Whiskey Runners died at Under a Bloody Red Sky. Christopher `Lucky` Lord of Ricky Ranjits Raiders died at Lost Oasis. Margaret Perdue of Ricky Ranjits Raiders died at Highway to Hell. Robert Baskerville of Ricky Ranjits Raiders died at Highway to Hell. Nathan Little of The Vstroms died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3. Tomas Wyatt of Victors Corsairs died at Gates of Somerset. Jason Sly of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Elmsfield. `Survivorman` Henry Friedman of Whiskey Runners died at Somerset Arena. Bruce `Brisco` Campbell of Luna Sea died at Highway to Hell. Glenn `Kiko` Jensen of Gearjammers died at Pathway to Darkness. Jeremy `Fiver` Cramer of 5ive Crew died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. Myrna Rahm of VINDICATORS died at Gates of Firelight. Robert `Bell` Alexander of Ricky Ranjits Raiders died at Once Upon a Town. Major Macleod of Paladins died at Blown With the Wind. Gina `Grrr` Johnson of SD Rollers died at Pathway to Darkness. Robert Steel of The 4saken died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Brandi Holmes of Irate Racing died at Lost Oasis. Rodolfo `Gunny` McClintock of Irate Racing died at Lost Oasis. Sophia Garcia of GovermantResistance died at Burning Skies. Andrew Mosby of VINDICATORS died at Road to Somerset. Jessica Nguyen of Duck Manglers died at Gates of Somerset. Otis `Blue` Vizcarrondo of Burnt Tree Security died at Gates of Somerset. `the Dude` Jeffrey Lebowski of Burnt Tree Security died at Gates of Somerset. `Mopey` Jeffrey Hassler of Drive Backwards BFFs died at Maure Dore. John `The Sinner` Hamlin of Geriatric Anarchists died at Somerset Arena. Lowell Brashears of Death Jesters died at Gates of Somerset. Lisa `B.J.` Hoover of Gearjammers died at Road to Somerset. Angelita `Angel` Whitmer of Gearjammers died at Road to Somerset. Opal `Injun` Sumner of Gearjammers died at Road to Somerset. Oliver North of Cap distributor died at Road to Somerset. Gerald Gentle of Blacktop Bandits died at Road to Elmsfield. Earl Hahn of Blacktop Bandits died at Lost Oasis. Donna Gallimore of Blacktop Bandits died at Lost Oasis. Michelle `Poms Poms` Donnelly of DeathFromAbove died at Once Upon a Town. Melissa Jerome of The 4saken died at Gates of Somerset. `Awful` Arthur Dietz of MADHAT died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Andrew McPherson of Gearjammers died at Road to Somerset. Rose `Green Bottle` Stinson of The Flying Hellfish died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground. Sabrina `Calypso` Knight of The Flying Hellfish died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground. Bill `i`ll fix it` Johnson of Evan Courier Service died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Eleanor Jenkins of Evan Courier Service died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. William Langston of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Somerset. Romeo Jones of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Somerset. Christopher `Grease` Groat of Ricky Ranjits Raiders died at Road to Elmsfield. Leonard Cobble of Mad Hatter, Inc. died at Road to Somerset. Robert `Pop Gun` Popp of Rebels died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. `Blaster` Tanya Walker of GovermantResistance died at Scattered Hills. Blair Dorris of Dryfus Dragoons died at Lost Oasis. Carson Schmidt of The Bytten Squad died at Telegraph Road. Lincoln True of MADHAT died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. `Eye Candy` Irene Springer of Death Storm Militia died at Lost Oasis. |
