Nov/Dec
2057
Paladins Win Somerset Combat League

The Somerset Combat League finished, with Paladins taking the overall victory and a prize of $240000. The runners-up were Precipitous Treachery, and finishing in third place overall were Joels Bastards.

Joels Bastards Win Gateway Pedestrian Combat League

The Gateway Pedestrian Combat League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $175000. The runners-up were Longos Merry Men, and finishing in third place overall were Murphys Law.

Road Templars Win Evan Race Ladder

The Evan Race Ladder finished, with Road Templars taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were MADHAT, and finishing in third place overall were Riotous Assembly.

Maxxed Out Win Evan Deathrace Ladder

The Evan Deathrace Ladder finished, with Maxxed Out taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Highway Hellriders, and finishing in third place overall were Joels Bastards.

Highway Hellriders Win Evan Arena Combat Ladder

The Evan Arena Combat Ladder finished, with Highway Hellriders taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were MADHAT, and finishing in third place overall were Traction Action.

Longos Merry Men Win Evan Paintball Combat Ladder

The Evan Paintball Combat Ladder finished, with Longos Merry Men taking the overall victory and a prize of $75000. The runners-up were Road Templars, and finishing in third place overall were Highway Hellriders.

Murphys Law Win Gateway Winter Meltdown League

The Gateway Winter Meltdown League finished, with Murphys Law taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Precipitous Treachery, and finishing in third place overall were PA Racers.

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Ross `Boom` Bloom of Nightelves died at Highway to Hell.


`Boomer` Scott Jefferson of Guns Gears Getaway died at Northern Farm Land.


Jude `Largo` Urbano of Guns Gears Getaway died at Northern Farm Land.


Kevin Crowley of Guns Gears Getaway died at Northern Farm Land.


Damon Richardson of Guns Gears Getaway died at Northern Farm Land.


Ronald `Retribution` Rinehart of Finjimatic Fury died at Somerset Arena.


William Dory of madraiders died at Northern Farm Land.


Sarah Roque of Infinite Improbabilities died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Gene Jimenez of Cork Soakers died at Highway to Hell.


Keith Welsh of Cork Soakers died at Highway to Hell.


Virginia Rozier of madraiders died at Road to Somerset.


Gregory `Boone` Monico of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Dead man`s Road.


`Frenchy` Samuel Ledoux of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Dead man`s Road.


Ellis Fears of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Dead man`s Road.


Hallie Berry of Revelations died at Road to Somerset.


Kimberly `Kan Kill` Tobias of The Black Legion died at Scattered Grounds.


Louis `The Scalpel` Adams of Hot Trax died at Elmsfield Lake Track.


Lynn Garlock of Revelations died at Somerset Arena.


Milton `Jesus` Magoon of Ordo Nox died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Tyrone Siler of The Good Guys died at Telegraph Road.


Brandi `Scope` Gillispie of Seekers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Antonio `Bermuda` Schwartz of Izzys Irregulars died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Aaron `Orville` Knickerbocker of The Hasbros died at Scattered Grounds.


Otis Anderson of Izzys Irregulars died at Interstate Mythos.


Christopher Pyle of Highway Hellriders died at Northern Farm Land.


Michael Rash of Poole Pirates died at Blown With the Wind.


John `Bustamove` Bustamante of NoT-HiP died at Northern Farm Land.


Mickey Short of Rugby Warriors died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Eric Morgan of Road Debris died at Road to Somerset.


Jimmy Reynolds of The F-Bombs died at Via Rupta.


`Streamlined` Richard Silva of The Hasbros died at Northern Farm Land.


Mary `Pat` Mooneyhan of The Hasbros died at Northern Farm Land.


Michael `Mortar` Murtha of The Hasbros died at Northern Farm Land.


Carson Steck of Headspace and Timing died at Road to Elmsfield.


John Hines of PA Desk Jockeys died at Gates of Somerset.


Troy Welch of Scavengers Fury died at Gates of Somerset.


Carol Cobb of The Vermin died at Highway to Hell.


Duane Jennings of The Vermin died at Highway to Hell.


Jessica Smith of The Vermin died at Highway to Hell.


Jayson Paul of The Vermin died at Highway to Hell.


James Vasquez of The Ninja Monkeys died at Road to Somerset.


Stephanie `Shay` Guevara of The Ninja Monkeys died at Road to Somerset.


Numbers `Navaja` MacKenzie of La Banda del Maki died at Northern Farm Land.


Anne `Hand Cannon` Thomas of Street Pizza died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Douglas Parker of Ordo Nox died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Edmund Dorsey of Ordo Nox died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


`Hoglord` Chance Smith of Hogs of Destiny died at Road to Elmsfield.


Michael `Casket Bearer` Castleberry of Precipitous Treachery died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Danny McKain of The Black Legion died at Scattered Grounds.


Jackie McBride of The Black Legion died at Scattered Grounds.


`Insane` Ivan Erickson of The Stainless Steel Rats died at Once Upon a Town.


Val Buster of The Pikers died at Road to Somerset.


Kelly `the Kestrel` Irby of Precipitous Treachery died at Spooky Forest.


Blanche `Desert` Dixson of Deserters died at Southern Plateau.


Echo Falls of The Rat Pack died at Road to Elmsfield.


Ralph `Double Tap` King of Blackwatch died at Lonesome Highway.


Sandra `Bullock` Sanderson of Afrika Korps died at Acid Land.


Rudy Christian of Black berets died at Gates of Somerset.


Mildred `The Murderer` Medina of Precipitous Treachery died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Jean Jones of Flaming Engines died at Double Down Arena.


Erik Baker of Flaming Engines died at Double Down Arena.


Gillian Eng of TranZdog inc. died at Gates of Somerset.


Emilia Sizemore of Avenged Sevenfold died at Gates of Texan.


Robert Christie of MADHAT died at Gates of Somerset.


Miles `The Traveler` Trammell of Precipitous Treachery died at Elmsfield Southern Speed Circuit.


John `Paul` Jones of Precipitous Treachery died at Gates of Somerset.


Lynn `Marie` Martin of Justice Delivered died at Road to Somerset.


Elizabeth Stevenson of Poole Pirates died at Interstate Mythos.


Michael `Mexican` Palmer of Assassins van Amsterdam AvA died at Northern Farm Land.


Donald `superdrive` Gee of The Suits died at Acid Land.


Rhonda `BulletSleuth` Pedraza of The Suits died at Acid Land.


Timothy `NarkAnon` Webb of The Suits died at Acid Land.


`Mr.` Barry White of The Suits died at Acid Land.


Brett `Fleet o` Foot` Adkins of The Suits died at Scattered Grounds.


Tracy `Tracker` Hodgkinson of The Hasbros died at Scattered Grounds.


Janet `Let`s Talk` Garcia of The Hasbros died at Scattered Grounds.


Cedric Sullivan of Psychopomp died at Road to Somerset.


Kurt `Joe` Duran of Poole Pirates died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Les Wold of Axis of Weevils died at Dead man`s Road.


Evelyn Brown of The Wolfhounds died at Scattered Grounds.


John `Pay-the-` Price of Company of Geeks died at Spooky Forest.


Lizzie Runion of The F-Bombs died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Emmett Gorsuch of The F-Bombs died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Andrew Banks of The F-Bombs died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Thaddeus `Tredeau` Greenough of Crazy Canucks died at Northern Farm Land.


James Byrd of The Hasbros died at Northern Farm Land.


Nick Anderson of Hogs of Destiny died at Northern Speedway.


Lourdes `PissPants` Boucher of The Suits died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


James `big gun` Spencer of The Suits died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


King `Kong` Carino of Rabid died at Once Upon a Town.


`Sawbones` Stephanie O`Brian of The Hasbros died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Arthur `Alley Oop` Olmo of The Hasbros died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Charles Robinson of The Hasbros died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Errol Flynn of shadowguard died at Scattered Grounds.


Donald `Cranky` Myers of The Wolfhounds died at Road to Somerset.


Edward `The Tripod` Johnson of Street Pizza died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Bobby `The Lobber` Dutton of Street Pizza died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Robert Dix of The Crayons died at Somerset Arena.


Mario Turner of Rabid died at Once Upon a Town.


Maria `Andretti` Petersen of Scarzams Dragoons died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Derek Reed of Crimson Riders died at Gates of Texan.


Donald Hernandez of 8ounty 8astards died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Kristy `Devil` Ochoa of Abysmal Horrors died at Road to Somerset.


Diana Stafford of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Gates of Somerset.


Lisa Kellogg of Black berets died at Road to Somerset.


Sean Clark of The Crayons died at Road to Somerset.


`Lug Nuts` Lori Gray of Precipitous Treachery died at Double Down Arena.


Aileen `Clumsy` Robinson of Urban Achievers died at Blown With the Wind.


Crystal `Light Scout` Stout of NoT-HiP died at Gates of Somerset.


`Spruce` Dennis Bruce of Crazy Canucks died at Gates of Somerset.


`Hella` Stella Johnson of Crazy Canucks died at Gates of Somerset.


Roberto Slaughter of Poole Pirates died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Robert `Bob` Fox of Poole Pirates died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Gregory Vasquez of MADHAT died at The Pits.


Timothy Lewis of The F-Bombs died at Southern Plateau.


Brianne `Wench` Hardcastle of Atomsmasher died at Northern Farm Land.


Christopher `Universal` Mooney of The Hasbros died at Northern Farm Land.


Jonathon `Wee Bastard` Chong of Rabid died at Northern Farm Land.


Rodolfo `Balls` Ballard of Poole Pirates died at Highway to Hell.


Justin Davis of Overlanders died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Richard `Sq` Welch of Rollovers died at Spooky Forest.


Esther Taylor of Machine Gods died at Spooky Forest.


Leonard Carlin of 8ounty 8astards died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Sandra `La Tijuanera` Gonzales of Rabid died at Highway to Hell.


William `Slam Dunk` Conroy of NoT-HiP died at Northern Farm Land.


Marco `Polo` Woods of NoT-HiP died at Northern Farm Land.


Donnie Cannon of the mad mad crushers died at Oil Slick.


Keith Peters of Garage Boyz died at Gates of Somerset.


Aaron Close of Revelations died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Virginia Harden of Abysmal Horrors died at Gates of Somerset.


Bette McClaskey of Load Runners died at Gates of Somerset.


Carlos `The Terror` Ferrer of The Ninja Monkeys died at Gates of Somerset.


Edward Tavarez of The Ninja Monkeys died at Gates of Somerset.


Donna Coleman of Poole Pirates died at Gates of Somerset.


Jacinto Zabala of Load Runners died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Tyler `Crash` Callison of Justice Delivered died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Karen Johnson of Justice Delivered died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Jeff `Rollin` Bowlin of Justice Delivered died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Edward `Put Up Ya` Dukes of Justice Delivered died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Tommy Winn of Flaming Engines died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Gregory `Runny` Duryea of Justice Delivered died at Once Upon a Town.


Claudia `D`s GF` Scott of Justice Delivered died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Roosevelt `Farsight` Farley of The Stainless Steel Rats died at Gates of Somerset.


`Velvet` Lavinia Black of The Stainless Steel Rats died at Gates of Somerset.


Nancy `Double-tap` Pace of Revelations died at Lost Oasis.


John `Lover Man` Casanova of Special Circumstances died at Acid Land.


Robert Fisk of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Catherine Kinney of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Teddy `Sofa-Jockey` Johnson of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Wes Cobb of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Hans `Piece of ` Larocque of Justice Delivered died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Larry Hunt of La Banda del Maki died at Scattered Grounds.


Terry `Tear em up` Terwilliger of Renshai died at Road to Somerset.


Jimmy `Little Wing` Hendrix of Renshai died at Road to Somerset.


John `Quiet Death` Richter of Renshai died at Road to Somerset.


`My Honey` Amber Jensen of Renshai died at Road to Somerset.


Marion `Maddog` McNally of Suisycos died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Scott `Chameron` Diaz of Poole Pirates died at The Pit.


Robert Black of Poole Pirates died at Highway to Hell.


Holly Diaz of Poole Pirates died at Highway to Hell.


Gilbert Lambert of Poole Pirates died at Highway to Hell.


David `Big D` Sweatman of Poole Pirates died at Highway to Hell.


Christopher `Smiles` Smiley of Poole Pirates died at Once Upon a Town.


Sacha `White` Wolfe of Cathedral Cowboys died at Gates of Somerset.


Keith Brunson of Cathedral Cowboys died at Gates of Somerset.


Bryan Kruger of Cathedral Cowboys died at Gates of Somerset.


Edith Higgin of Mirrored Pain died at Firelight Dead Land.


`Vickers` Valerie Aiken of Deserters died at Road to Elmsfield.


Edwin `Albert` Betts of NoT-HiP died at Sandy.


`LongDongSicke` Robert Holmes of NoT-HiP died at Sandy.


`Tats` Tyler Butler of NoT-HiP died at Sandy.


Paul Bell of NoT-HiP died at Sandy.


John Hickman of NoT-HiP died at Sandy.


`Fat Whore` Karen Cunningham of NoT-HiP died at Sandy.


`True That` Jerry Trudeau of NoT-HiP died at Sandy.


Bryan Allen of NoT-HiP died at Sandy.


`Hey!` Jude Elliott of NoT-HiP died at Sandy.


Timothy Hotchkiss of NoT-HiP died at Sandy.


`GermanShepard` Germaine Shepherd of NoT-HiP died at Sandy.


Patricia `Nurse Ratchet` Congdon of NoT-HiP died at Sandy.


`Shallow` Ralph Gallo of NoT-HiP died at Sandy.


`Dark` Dante Bautista of NoT-HiP died at Sandy.


Stacy `Not a Chick` Gwynn of NoT-HiP died at Sandy.


Steven `Loves Kids` Ricci of NoT-HiP died at Sandy.


`Robbie` Robert Robertson of NoT-HiP died at Sandy.


`Attorney` Floyd Anderson of NoT-HiP died at Sandy.


Kelly Hoffmann of S.S.S. died at Spooky Forest.


Donn Pino of Poole Pirates died at Highway to Hell.


Shawn Reed of Axis of Weevils died at Spooky Forest.


Vinnie `WinWin` Cook of Desert Nomads died at Gates of Somerset.


James `Good God!` Godwin of v.i.n.d.i.c.a.to.r.s. died at Northern Farm Land.


Myron `Junkie` Ranney of Murphys Law died at Gateway Dry Lake Track.


George Hurst of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Northern Farm Land.


James `Popeye` Bryant of La Banda del Maki died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Helen `Tunes` Page of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Napoleon `Blown Apart` Bonaparte of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Annie Oakley of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Bruce `Batman` Wayne of Ravenwood died at Gates of Somerset.


`The Poet` Jim Morison of Ravenwood died at Gates of Somerset.


`Reporter` Lois Lane of Ravenwood died at Gates of Somerset.


Matthew McBride of Ravenwood died at Gates of Somerset.


Cecil `TexMex` Bejarano of The Suits died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Bud Rucker of Triumph died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


Miles Patton of Cowboys Unlimited died at Somerset Arena.


Christopher Yocum of Justice Delivered died at Once Upon a Town.


Eric `Mirko` Croteau of Justice Delivered died at Once Upon a Town.


Daniel Morgan of Triumph died at Oil Slick.


Christopher Fiecke of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Via Rupta.


Bill `is not funny` Cosby of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Via Rupta.


Tommy Aponte of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Via Rupta.


`Telescopic` Kathleen Brown of The Hasbros died at Once Upon a Town.


Stephanie Wagoner of BBiscuts died at Road to Elmsfield.


Joseph `Jessie` Ventura of BBiscuts died at Road to Elmsfield.


David Stewart of BBiscuts died at Road to Elmsfield.


Jennifer Fontenot of S.S.S. died at Gates of Sarsfield.


Steven Arledge of SeaDragons died at Telegraph Road.


James Hood of Poole Pirates died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Randall `Rest In Peace` Sutherland of Hot Trax died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Phillip `Red-Eye` West of Hot Trax died at Forever Yellow Skies.


`Rockin` Ricky Rigney of Hot Trax died at Forever Yellow Skies.


James Bachus of Axis of Weevils died at Scattered Grounds.


Bobby Richardson of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Lost Oasis.


`Dr,` Jennifer Pegues of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Road to Somerset.


Ismael Ash of Poole Pirates died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Truckin`` Joseph Ashlock of Crazy Canucks died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Captain` Tammy Davenport of Crazy Canucks died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Ken `Doll` Munoz of Crazy Canucks died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Richard Anaya of Crazy Canucks died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Jack Puccio of Rabid Response died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


`The saviour` Lou Barry of Rogue Traders died at Pathway to Darkness.


Derrick `Mover` Tollison of Poole Pirates died at Smokey Hills.


Harvey Royal of Poole Pirates died at Smokey Hills.


Michael McMaster of The F-Bombs died at Northern Farm Land.


Michael `Slow Mike` Lovelace of The F-Bombs died at Northern Farm Land.


`Angry` Allen Carter of CryptKeepers died at Northern Farm Land.


Robin McCafferty of 8ounty 8astards died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Jake Nicodemus of Garage Boyz died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Travis Ingram of Garage Boyz died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


George Bruton of Triumph died at The Pits.


Lisa Ouellette of Triumph died at The Pits.


Donald `Cherry` Garcia of The Ninja Monkeys died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Karen Rivas of Desert Nomads died at The Pits.


`Barb` Barbara Kestner of Desert Nomads died at The Pits.


Wm Defrancisco of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`Gaylord` Lewis Hamilton of The Rat Pack died at Telegraph Road.


Edith Whitley of CryptKeepers died at Highway to Hell.


Danny Smith of Psychopomp died at Somerset Arena.


Michael Hill of Broot Force died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Billie Stratton of Monkey Wrenches died at Scattered Grounds.


Ivan Chapman of Monkey Wrenches died at Scattered Grounds.


Robert Chase of Monkey Wrenches died at Scattered Grounds.


Belinda Odum of Bullet Catchers Anomymous died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Kevin Jones of PA Desk Jockeys died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Aaron Robinson of Bullet Catchers Anomymous died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.



Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Street Pizza (Badlands Truckstop): $362.
2. Street Pizza (Gateway Truckstop): $362.
3. The Chargers (Elmsfield): $347.
4. Monarchs (Shantyville): $297.
5. Precipitous Treachery (Somerset): $282.
6. The Rat Pack (Elmsfield): $226.
7. Monkey Wrenches (Somerset): $190.
8. San Jose Baggers (Sarsfield): $164.
9. San Jose Baggers (Badlands Truckstop): $164.
10. Vault Dwellers (Shantyville): $157.

Evan Leagues

The major leagues are nearly concluded, and with the title races hotting up, here are the current favourites:

Evan Race Ladder - Road Templars
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Maxxed Out
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Highway Hellriders
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Longos Merry Men

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Gateway Pedestrian Combat League - Joels Bastards
Somerset Combat League - Precipitous Treachery



Political Update

Due to a diplomatic incident following allegations of the hoarding of essential medicines for personal profit, relations have soured between the Civs and the Merchants.



Hitmen `take out` new look

A new look for Hitmen Trucking Inc has locals talking.


Seen on the Highway to Hell

I just saw this yellow flash and managed to get a shot of it out near the ghost towns
Images courtesy of JS and imageshack



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Laura Heath

We`re paying tribute to the legendary Laura Heath, a renowned gunner from Mambas Maniacs.
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