Cindy Lynn of Cam Combustors died at Pathway to Darkness.

Jerome `Pootie` Tang of The Darkside died at Swamps of Dagon.

Frank `Nota Complete` Morrone of rebelfish resurgent II died at Forever Yellow Skies.

Jennifer Fountain of Ragged Legion died at Northern Farm Land.

Chester `Esther` Kaiser of Unicycle Boyz died at Once Upon a Town.

Patricia Munoz of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.

Daniel `Danny` Dan of The Darkside died at The Pit.

Dan `TURN THE PAGE` Paige of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Northern Farm Land.

Scott `OMLETTE` Ouellette of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Once Upon a Town.

`LEFTY` Stanley Cote of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Once Upon a Town.

Linda Lemon of Anubis Cartel died at Forever Yellow Skies.

Jorge Holmes of Anubis Cartel died at Forever Yellow Skies.

Jack Gibbs of Evil Elves died at Gates of Somerset.

`Fat ` Albert Shelton of Evil Elves died at Gates of Somerset.

Stephen `Blackie` Blackwell of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gateway Interstate Arena.

Janine Grey of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.

Earnest Gunning of Romper Room died at Telegraph Road.

Jesus Raper of Romper Room died at Once Upon a Town.

Taylor `Mail Girl` Swift of Cali and the Zards died at Somerset Arena.

Charles `In Charge` Johnson of Rabid Groundhogs died at Northern Farm Land.

Nelson Winters of rebelfish resurgent II died at Gates of Somerset.

Jay Johnson of rebelfish resurgent II died at Gates of Somerset.

Gregory Demarco of rebelfish resurgent II died at Gates of Somerset.

Vance Ortego of rebelfish resurgent II died at Gates of Somerset.

Lynne Jones of Dagger Dolls died at The Dunes Race Course.

Jay `The Elder` Leslie of harimau died at Deadman`s Drop.

Vernon `Wells` Taylor of MADHAT died at Once Upon a Town.

William Beveridge of The Iron Chode of Baphomet died at Bombed Luna Road.

Gay Gay of Romper Room died at Gates of Morgan.

Howard `Pussycat` Puryear of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.

Joe `JJ` Johansen of Rabid Groundhogs died at Elmsfield Southern Speed Circuit.

Mary Groves of Kekistani Meme Veterans died at Gates of Somerset.

Robert `AT-AT` Walker of Anubis Cartel died at Gateway, Whirlwind.

Wendy `Whiney` Wakefield of Kekistani Meme Veterans died at Northern Farm Land.

Christopher `Troy Built` Tillman of Rabid Groundhogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.

Chance Low of Romper Room died at Highway to Hell.

Billy `bus tipper` Mo of Romper Room died at Highway to Hell.

Paul Cherry of extinctioners died at Road to Somerset.

Edward `talyer` Daugherty of extinctioners died at Road to Somerset.

Lynette Arias of Anarchy X died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.

Vicki Bolyard of Anarchy X died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.

Sherman `The Tank` Feldt of Anarchy X died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.

Robert Masten of Anarchy X died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.

Joseph Ramsey of Anarchy X died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.

Justin `The Transport` Wisniewski of Anarchy X died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.

Vivian Evans of Anarchy X died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.

Tim `Funnybone` Jester of Anarchy X died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.

`Gumball` Shawn Marshall of Anarchy X died at Once Upon a Town.

Denise Choi of Anarchy X died at Once Upon a Town.

Darrell Palmer of Anarchy X died at Once Upon a Town.

Emily Whiteside of Anarchy X died at Northern Farm Land.

Pearl Dame of Anarchy X died at Northern Farm Land.

Thomas Decamp of Anarchy X died at Once Upon a Town.

Shirley Douglas of Rabid Groundhogs died at Pathway to Darkness.

Michael Coniglio of Anubis Cartel died at Ring of Death Arena.

Teddy Demarco of Rabid Groundhogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.

Althea Magdaleno of Ragged Legion died at Ring of Death Arena.

1. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Somerset): $586.
2. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Elmsfield): $545.
3. Rabid Groundhogs (Somerset): $131.
4. PA Racers (Somerset): $83.
5. Anubis Cartel (Somerset): $68.
6. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Somerset): $53.

In the past month, the most prolific gang on the Professional deathsport circuit has been Romper Room, having competed in 16 events. Are these guys intent on getting famous, or are they just in it for the money?

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Joels Bastards: $1350000.
2. Romper Room: $1177718.
3. PA Racers: $1126757.
4. The Darkside: $771319.
5. Anubis Cartel: $716023.

The major leagues are nearly concluded, and with the title races hotting up, here are the current favourites:

Evan Race Ladder - Raven Lunatics
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Romper Room
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Romper Room
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - TheFireDragons

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Combat League - PA Racers
Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League - Kings of Metal
Gateway Pedestrian Combat League - blue rock

Relations between the mutants and anarchists are reported to be at an all-time high following the announcement of an arranged marriage between the daughter of a high-ranking member of Sabretooth with one of Mad Mac`s sons.