Sep/Oct
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The Darkside Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League finished, with The Darkside taking the overall victory and a prize of $600000. The runners-up were Rabid Groundhogs, and finishing in third place overall were Joels Bastards.

Mercykillers Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League finished, with Mercykillers taking the overall victory and a prize of $400000. The runners-up were Rabid Groundhogs, and finishing in third place overall were Joels Bastards.

Joels Bastards Win Circuit of Evan Rally III League

The Circuit of Evan Rally III League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $250000. The runners-up were Darkwinds Most Wanted, and finishing in third place overall were Rabid Groundhogs.

Jennifer Robinson of Evil Elves died at Swamps of Dagon.


Randall Hipp of Exbeefeater died at The Pit.


Ronald `McDonald` Johnson of Exbeefeater died at The Pit.


Allan `Freebird Man ` Bronson of The Opp Stoppers died at Ring of Death Arena.


James Campbell of Evil Elves died at Gates of Somerset.


Winston Weston of Kings of Metal died at Gates of Somerset.


`Irish` Jack Wells of Blood and Iron died at Outback of Nowhere.


`Irish Maestra` Alice Maher of Blood and Iron died at Outback of Nowhere.


Stephen Kim of friendly old auto duelists died at Blown With the Wind.


John Venable of Gand Gerbill died at Northern Speedway.


Kathleen Martin of Rabid Groundhogs died at The Pit.


Lora Robinson of Rabid Groundhogs died at The Pit.


Sun Pfeiffer of Rabid Groundhogs died at The Pit.


Michael `Baggin Hill` Bump of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset.


Doug Davis of Wann wirst du sterben died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


John `Allum` Walker of The Opp Stoppers died at Acid Land.


Ernest Lopez of The Opp Stoppers died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Thomas Davis of Postapocalypse Paladins died at Gates of Somerset.


Steven Perea of Postapocalypse Paladins died at Gates of Somerset.


`The Warthog` Willie White of Renshai died at Gates of Somerset.


Stella Maxwell of The Purple Foxes died at Acid Land.


`MAD` Mattie Sedlak of Mountain Goats died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Gertrude Sandoval of HellzFire died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Arturo Shelby of HellzFire died at Road to Elmsfield.


`Bandit` David Pace of Mountain Goats died at Toxic Wastes.


John `A Year 12` Weeks of Dead Nomad Inc died at Via Rupta.


Anthony `shotgun` Potter of harimau died at Gates of Somerset.


`Dude! Sweet!` Samuel Lee of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Darrick Manning of Midnite Express died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Archie Pegram of Exbeefeater died at Gates of Somerset.


Thomas `Big` Rodriguez of Exbeefeater died at Gates of Somerset.


Cassandra Shepard of Exbeefeater died at Gates of Somerset.


Craig `Old Boy` Bingman of Death Storm Militia died at Morgan Lake Speed Track.


Fred Peden of Fourmis died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


April Callaghan of HellzFire died at Outback of Nowhere.


Derick Walston of Dagger Company died at Somerset Arena.


Guy Maisonet of Evil Elves died at Gates of Somerset.


Joey Grizzard of Evil Elves died at Gates of Somerset.


Arthur Berg of Evil Elves died at Gates of Somerset.


Fritz Eaton of Mooses Mice died at Gates of Somerset.


Ronnie Smith of Rabid Groundhogs died at Interstate Mythos.


Katy Perry of Mountain Goats died at Scattered Grounds.


Ryan Sanders of Mooses Mice died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Gregory Moreno of the mad mad crushers died at Interstate Mythos.


John Lamons of the mad mad crushers died at Interstate Mythos.


James `kaypro` Page of friendly old auto duelists died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Ofelia Willis of Cestus Dei died at Road to Morgan.


Deborah Crawford of Stracs Pack died at Sandy.


Jarod Owens of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


George Cross of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.



Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Rabid Groundhogs (Somerset): $2749.
2. Dead Nomad Inc (Gateway Truckstop): $745.
3. McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS (Elmsfield): $553.
4. Unicycle Boyz (Badlands Truckstop): $279.
5. Rabid Groundhogs (Badlands Truckstop): $238.
6. McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS (Somerset): $185.
7. Unicycle Boyz (Somerset): $125.
8. Mercykillers (Gateway Truckstop): $114.
9. Dead Nomad Inc (Badlands Truckstop): $94.
10. The Darkside (Somerset): $63.


 


Most Active Gangs

As part of our occasional roundup of the most busy gangs in Evan right now, we can report the following.

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been friendly old auto duelists . Their most favoured type of event has been the deathrace, although they have also competed in numerous race events.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. 53rd and 3rd, owned by Postapocalypse Paladins.
2. SS1A, owned by Dead Nomad Inc.
3. Skulls for the Skull Throne, owned by Blood and Iron.
4. ELMS FIST, owned by McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS.
5. The Old Contemptibles, owned by Joels Bastards.

Deathsport Leagues

With the major leagues coming towards their conclusion, the current leaders are:

Evan Race Ladder - PINGUIIN
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Rabid Groundhogs
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - The Darkside
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Midnite Express

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - The Darkside
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Mercykillers
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

A well-known activist from the Evan Reds was preaching from his soap box again about arranged betting on arena events. Locals caught on and stopped betting. This caused great loses to the mafia. The activist was later found dead, a bullet to the head. Relations have deteriorated.



Andrew 'ANAL PROBER' Atkins

The most skillful scout active in Evan today is Andrew 'ANAL PROBER' Atkins from McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla.