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"Twas the night Before Christmas.

Arganosh Lords Of Steel Racer Renegade Group: Members Posts: 186 Joined: Feb 18, 2008 ‘Twas the night before Christmas and throughout Somerset, the races were starting with people placing their bets. The crew chiefs went over the cars with great care, looking for damage that might need repair. The crowd started filling up the spectator stands, with moonshine and beer cups filling their hands. With big wide grins plastered on their faces, the crowd started chanting for the start to the races. When out on the track their rose such a ruckus, we thought the damned pirates had shown up to f@@k us. Weapons were drawn and rounds they were chambered, when a new voice then loudly disclaimerd. Whoah there my friends don’t shoot without cause, It’s an unscheduled visit from dear Santa Claus. His landing was rough but that’s not what mattered, the sleigh he was driving it was damaged and shattered. Santa jumped out and tripped on a tire, Parts of his beard had just been on fire. The crew chiefs they muttered and gathered their tools They would fix all this damage or look just like fools. Santa calmed down after being handed a drink, He gave the drink giver a sly little wink. Then he lifted the cup and took a great swallow, There were giggles and grins at the choking that followed. Santa caught his breath and said with a grin, Man that stuffs good so hit me again. The cup was refilled and Santa then chugged, He didn’t choke then but man his eyes bugged. He turned to his sleigh and said with a sigh, Damn those evil pirates I wish they would die. He moved in closer to see what the crew chiefs had done, They had patched up his sleigh and mounted some guns. His reindeer were covered in thin sheets of plate, Now they were protected he thought this was great. He reached in his ride and pulled out his toy sack, It was dirty and smoldered and in places burned black. Santa turned to the people that had started to crowd, send your kids to me he said clear and loud. The kids they lined up and stood in sheer joy, For Santa had brought them each a great toy. There were popguns and tool sets and dollies that smiled, He’d brought something for each little dear child. The presents were received with much great delight The glow from their smiles did light up the night. After the kids gifts were given he turned to the adults, And they were given gifts with the same happy results. The bag was still full when Santa turned away He explained to the crowd that he was not finished this day. He had places to visit and he now stood a chance, To get by the pirates and visit the mutants. Some people they grumbled and cursed about that, Santa turned and looked saddened as he took off his hat. But mutants are people he kindly explained, It wasn’t their fault that they had been changed. By the same cursed problems they all had to endure, Was it their fault that there was no cure. Each child is precious Santa said as he stood, And each child should be given a chance to be good. For it’s all of our children that will inherit tomorrow, It is them that will love, laugh and often feel sorrow. So off I will go and return here next year, And meet all the children that we hold dear. So my dear people have your race and car fight And to all of our children Merry Christmas and Goodnight. ......................... vet wv ped2 Posted Dec 17, 2009, 10:15 pm Last edited Dec 18, 2009, 3:05 am by Arganosh

*Burden* The Speedrunners Darkwind Guru Mutants Faction Group: Marshals Posts: 1,013 Joined: Oct 4, 2009 Maxine "Bear Hands" Rands was no longer living in the Canadian Mount. Things had settled up about mutants enough for her to walk around town with a small risk of violence. Holding her new crossbow, which she could reload in about a second, she smiled as Santa flew away. "It's beautiful." ......................... wv vet zom marshal pvp2 paintladder Posted Dec 17, 2009, 11:51 pm Last edited Dec 17, 2009, 11:51 pm by Burden

Sternschnuppe 11 Bang-Bang Racer Renegade Group: Members Posts: 112 Joined: Jul 30, 2009 OOC: Excellent job Arganosh!  ......................... vet wv Posted Dec 18, 2009, 2:34 am

*Lugal* Luna Sea Darkwind Guru Renegade Group: Marshals Posts: 2,246 Joined: Jan 27, 2008 OOC: Great read! ......................... vet marshal wv Posted Dec 18, 2009, 5:17 am

*JD_Basher* Gearjammers Darkwind Guru Renegade Group: Marshals + Storytellers Posts: 2,728 Joined: Feb 11, 2007 OOC: With your permission Arganosh, I'd like to add this to the next Gazette issue we put out bi-weekly here on the Darkwind site... The next one comes out this Saturday..... VERY GOOD READ! Thank you! JD ......................... vet marshal wv cont Posted Dec 18, 2009, 6:47 am

Arganosh Lords Of Steel Racer Renegade Group: Members Posts: 186 Joined: Feb 18, 2008 *JD_Basher* said: OOC: With your permission Arganosh, I'd like to add this to the next Gazette issue we put out bi-weekly here on the Darkwind site... The next one comes out this Saturday..... VERY GOOD READ! Thank you! JD ooc: permission Granted ......................... vet wv ped2 Posted Dec 18, 2009, 1:09 pm

Bytten The Bytten Squad Autodueller Renegade Group: Members Posts: 449 Joined: Oct 23, 2008 Jamal "Slumdog" Wright turned to Mary "Big Guns" Sanders with a look of confusion on his face. Whilst his present was a joy to behold and promised a lot of fun, he didn't quite know what it was. "Mary, do you know what 'scaletrix' means?" ......................... vet wv Posted Dec 18, 2009, 4:55 pm

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,008 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 'its refreshing to hear that beautiful story' says darthkahless 'we have a diffrent kind of santa and hes comming to town as well.' ooc thanks great story ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Dec 18, 2009, 9:42 pm

*Bastille* Raging Scavengers Darkwind Guru Evan Reds Faction Group: Marshals + Contributors Posts: 7,513 Joined: Mar 31, 2009 ......................... marshal vet wv pvp4 zom cont pvp32,12,1 Posted Dec 19, 2009, 2:41 pm

Lord Foul .-^-HellRazors-^. Darkwind Guru Mutants Faction Group: Rules Council Posts: 3,543 Joined: Jan 12, 2008 Always liked this one and it's that time of the year so I wanted to make sure others that may have missed this one from a few years back have a good read for the DW holiday season. Happy Holidays all ......................... vet race1 deathrce1 wv zom circuit1 pvp1 northernsummer community circuit3 paintball55,206,126 Posted Dec 20, 2012, 6:35 am

*sam* The Salthill Sluggerz Darkwind Guru Renegade Group: Lead Developer Posts: 16,780 Joined: Jan 19, 2006 Yeah, it's excellent. Hope everyone here has a great holiday ......................... marshal vet deathrce1 paintladder combat1 wv ped1 cont slay2013 Posted Dec 20, 2012, 11:53 am

Tonic Engine Racer Renegade Group: Members Posts: 159 Joined: Feb 26, 2009 OOC: Great read! Thanks Foul for bringing it back up. ......................... vet wv Posted Dec 20, 2012, 1:50 pm

*DoubleTap* The Ghosts Darkwind Guru Renegade Group: Marshals Posts: 895 Joined: Jul 13, 2007 OOC: Well done, LF. Thought it was new until I saw a comment from Spanky. Merry Christmas! ......................... vet marshal wv Posted Dec 20, 2012, 3:13 pm

ShawnFireDragon ScavGhost Autodueller Deathrace Mafia Faction Group: Members Posts: 309 Joined: Aug 29, 2017 Dang this is a great read. Merry Christmas wastelanders. ......................... vet wv race1 semiprocombat e2g gwextrav gateautumn sssc raceL1 deathrceL1 combatL1 pvp4 pvp3 paintladder pvp10,1,0 Posted Dec 28, 2019, 1:43 pm

*Awefense* Kings of Metal Autodueller Renegade Group: Marshals Posts: 396 Joined: Sep 20, 2011 Awesome! ......................... vet wv pvp4 marshal gwextrav Posted Dec 29, 2019, 7:21 pm

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