2050
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 Image by Lord Foul A TRUE fortress in its` own right, this `weigh-station` in the Southern `Bad-Lands` is well named. There are a few owner/operators based here that TRY to keep the lawless pirates at bay but you`ll see if their efforts are worth the ammunition IF you can make it to this `Hot-Stop` in the desert! MANY pirate gangs ply their ill gotten trade here! If you are well armed and are a decent shot with your cars, you MIGHT come up with some rare vehicles while scouting around this truck stop. The road leading into the safety of the town is tricky at ANY speed over 60 mph, because you will more than likely be moving MUCH faster than that if `ESCAPE` is the only thing on your mind at the moment. Be mindful of the hills surrounding the entrance to the town. They MIGHT block incoming enemy rounds but they can also `Turtle` you if you bounce off of or into them! You had better be good on the trigger or do a LOT of praying if you expect the pirates surrounding this town to give up their RARE cars and GUNS without a GOOD fight!  Joshua `Nickem` Nickens of Guns Gears Getaway died at Salt Flats Canyon. Daniel `Twit` Johnson of Toecutters died at Gateway, The Trench. Julie Estrada of Too Live Crew died at Northern Farm Land. Johnathan Duke of Pale Riders died at Gateway, The Trench. Christopher Broussard of The Underdogs died at Scattered Hills. Bernice Reid of Jackknife Armada died at Road to Somerset. Sal Saba of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Nicholas `Bullseye` Winer of Hardwired died at Gates of Elmsfield. Mark `Beenin` Battle of Riotous Assembly died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. `Bonkers` Alma Reidy of Riotous Assembly died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Chester `Cathederal` Salisbury of Riotous Assembly died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. April `Mallard` Drake of Special Circumstances died at Burning Skies. `Pookie` Jason Viator of Greasy Bolts died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Louise Books of Smoke Jaguars died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. `Fearful` Edward Kirkman of Drive Backwards BFFs died at Canyon Joust. Marie Bliss of A-Takkers died at Lost Oasis. John `Fender-Bender` Fender of A-Takkers died at Lost Oasis. `Sneaky` James Jones of A-Takkers died at Road to Elmsfield. `Good` John Hanks of A-Takkers died at Pathway to Darkness. Paul Aguilar of Paladins died at Somerset Arena. Ella Simpson of Collision Force died at Gates of Somerset. Zachariah Pike of Street Pizza died at Gates of Elmsfield. Paulette Clark of Legends of the Interstate died at Road to Somerset. Johnathan Garrett of 12th Street Bangers died at Salt Flats Canyon. Kevin `E` Lee of Dementia died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. `Bang Bang` Bertha Babineaux of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Somerset Arena. `Saint` Deana O`Rourke of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Somerset Arena. Christina Richardson of Bladerunners died at Devils Fingers. Mikel Crawford of Bladerunners died at Southern Plateau. Harry Roll of Collision Force died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. Mark `sman` Mastin of The Groove Champions died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. Scott Thompkins of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset. Linda `LB` Bynoe of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset. Earl Ward of Cap distributor died at Elmsfield Southern Speed Circuit. Sidney Zabala of Blackwater CarPark died at Northern Farm Land. Frank Able of Blackwater CarPark died at Northern Farm Land. Lizette `Thin Lizzy` Casteel of CryptKeepers died at Somerset Arena. Barbara `Barbwire` Mercer of CryptKeepers died at Somerset Arena. Tracey Brown of Neverland died at Somerset Arena. Kevin Williams of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. David `Miracle` Thompson of Cap distributor died at Road to Somerset. Jane Evans of Collision Force died at Pathway to Darkness. Lizette `Thin Lizzy` Casteel of CryptKeepers died at Lost Oasis. William `B.O.` Desrosiers of Drive Backwards BFFs died at Scattered Hills. `Scabby` Tracie Sprague of Drive Backwards BFFs died at Scattered Hills. Leslie `Beach` Ball of Special Circumstances died at Forever Yellow Skies. Robt Davis of Delta 88s died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Donna `Lazer` Mehaffey of Delta 88s died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Patricia `Scout` Lopez of Delta 88s died at Once Upon a Town. Daniel `Scandalous` Scanlan of Gearjammers died at Forever Yellow Skies. Terry Galasso of the mad mad crushers died at Telegraph Road. `Bob` Robert Jacobs of Dementia died at Lost Oasis. Eric Cisneros of Cuddle Fiesta died at Gates of Firelight. Steven Tyler of Cuddle Fiesta died at Gates of Firelight. Elmer `Popeye` Wilson of Guns Gears Getaway died at Northern Farm Land. Eric Little of Bladerunners died at Devils Fingers. Teresa Jones of Guns Gears Getaway died at Once Upon a Town. Timmy Marquez of Bladerunners died at Scattered Hills. Brad Hopkins of Too Live Crew died at Somerset Arena. James McFall of Too Live Crew died at Somerset Arena. `Dainty` Shelia Parrish of A-Takkers died at Once Upon a Town. Irvin `Black Cloak` Aragon of A-Takkers died at Once Upon a Town. Sandra `Bobandra` Martin of A-Takkers died at Once Upon a Town. Sammy `Make Way` Forbes of The Panthers died at Northern Desert Circuit. Charles Villar of The Panthers died at Road to Somerset. Mary Graham of The Panthers died at Road to Somerset. Salvatore Richardson of Too Beaucoup died at Pathway to Darkness. `Jambalaya` John Cayton of Produce_Vendors died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1. Katherine Keller of CryptKeepers died at Road to Somerset. James `Boomer` Woodcock of CryptKeepers died at Road to Somerset. Rex Matthew of The Rip Riders died at Road to Somerset. Marla Hurst of 12th Street Bangers died at Gates of Somerset. Victor `Maniac` Hurley of Knights Templar died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3. Dennis Sloan of Carrion Crows died at Somerset Arena. `Teaser` Amanda Shaw of Whiskey Runners died at Once Upon a Town. Kimberly `Deadeye` Wilson of Some Serious Slackers died at Gates of Somerset. Austin `Snipe That` White of The Cosmic Kids died at Forever Yellow Skies. `Flyboy` Charles Lindberg of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Salt Flats Canyon. Jeffery Cochran of Hellborn died at Somerset Rally Circuit. `Little` Laura Charles of Too Live Crew died at Once Upon a Town. Jerry Goebel of Dementia died at Somerset Arena. `Extra Pure` Richard Miller of Drive Backwards BFFs died at Serpentine Road. `Timid` Terry Heisler of Drive Backwards BFFs died at Serpentine Road. Gerald Duke of Four Horsemen died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. Peter Acuna of Blackwater CarPark died at Road to Somerset. Tyrone King of Dead Men Driving died at Road to Elmsfield. Edwin Stanford of Murphys Law died at Somerset Arena. Gwenn `Gonnabiteit` Gunderson of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Somerset Arena. Cornelius Cornelius of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Somerset. Ronald Hornberger of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Somerset. Dwayne `None Taken` Hicks of Street Pizza died at Blown With the Wind. Johnny `Daisy` Ringo of Street Pizza died at Blown With the Wind. Monty `Scotty` Scott of Street Pizza died at Blown With the Wind. Octavio Logue of Paladins died at Salt Flats Canyon. `The Codex` Robert Morse of The Paranoid Tourists died at Forever Yellow Skies. Chase Mee of Some Serious Slackers died at Road to Somerset. Gabrielle `Vodka` Martini of Sons of Loathing died at Gates of Somerset. Coy Duke of Hazzard County Legends died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Daryl `the Eye` Lee of Too Live Crew died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. James `Marker` Solis of Too Live Crew died at Once Upon a Town. Marshall McClain of CryptKeepers died at Road to Somerset. Donald Thomas of Knights Templar died at Road to Somerset. David Scott of Drive Backwards BFFs died at Serpentine Road. Joshua Gagnon of Brain Damaged died at Road to Somerset. Dwight Wallace of Brain Damaged died at Road to Somerset. Eugene Rico of THERAPISTS died at Once Upon a Town. John `Chuckles` Russell of Brain Damaged died at Lost Oasis. Joseph Warren of THERAPISTS died at Once Upon a Town. Kristopher Stone of Brain Damaged died at Road to Somerset. Eloise Lewis of Brain Damaged died at Once Upon a Town. Joe Haag of Brain Damaged died at Once Upon a Town. Robert Van of Brain Damaged died at Once Upon a Town. `Leftover` Lou Lino of The Groove Champions died at Once Upon a Town. Bobby `Crazy` Wolfe of Brain Damaged died at Road to Somerset. Keith `Action` Jackson of Brain Damaged died at Road to Somerset. Patrick Lott of Bastille died at Road to Somerset. Barbara Pascal of Jackknife Armada died at Blown With the Wind. Michele Guffey of -=Aspire=- died at Blown With the Wind. `Really Mean` Alicia Rose of Drive Backwards BFFs died at Serpentine Road. `Sores On His` Willy Dong of Drive Backwards BFFs died at Serpentine Road. Vernon Reimer of Legends of the Interstate died at Road to Somerset. Daniel Boone of Legends of the Interstate died at Road to Somerset. Judith `Bullet Breath` Hill of Hazzard County Legends died at Gates of Elmsfield. Beatrice Gee of Mambas Maniacs died at Somerset Arena. Jack Ruby of Longos Merry Men died at Somerset Arena. Magdalena `Giggles` Coyle of Luna Sea died at Somerset Arena. Gabriela `Lucky Gabby` Holman of Luna Sea died at Somerset Arena. `Corporal` Wilfred Clegg of Bastille died at Road to Somerset. `Lightning` Damion King of Some Serious Slackers died at Northern Farm Land. Alicia Monti of Apocalypse Dudes died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Stanley Rodriguez of Bastille died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Kathy `Crazy Horse` Thach of Brain Damaged died at Sandy. Tracy Shelley of Paladins died at Somerset Arena. Joseph Caballero of Fortune Hunters died at Sandy. Deborah Smith of Brain Damaged died at Lost Oasis. Bobbi Coffey of Smoke Jaguars died at Gateway Interstate Figure 8. `Sir` Richard Dean of Lattes Raiders died at Spooky Forest. Cathleen `Cat` Cooper of Team Bansi died at Gates of Somerset. Tim `the Toolman` Davis of Brain Damaged died at Lost Oasis. Leon Lagarde of Brain Damaged died at Road to Somerset. George `Bubba` Addison of Brain Damaged died at Road to Somerset. `Dirty Dan` Danny Sawyer of CryptKeepers died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night). Faye Pope of Hardwired died at Somerset Arena. Gary Parker of Hardwired died at Somerset Arena. Kati Lamb of Dead Men Driving died at Sandy. Heather Newhall of -=Aspire=- died at Northern Farm Land. Robert `Startles Easy` Bridges of Drive Backwards BFFs died at Somerset Arena. `Weird Leg` Alexander Blackford of Drive Backwards BFFs died at Somerset Arena. `Not` Ed Zachary of Sons of Loathing died at Lost Oasis. `Rifleman` Walter Evans of Mocks Marauders died at Pathway to Darkness. `Hellbound` Isaac Arroyo of The Panthers died at Gateway Interstate Figure 8. Joseph `Eat My` Lozada of Brain Damaged died at Road to Somerset. Lela Lewin of Fortune Hunters died at Gates of Elmsfield. Donna Salazar of Weak Head Normal Forms died at Gates of Somerset. Gina Lewis of Weak Head Normal Forms died at Gates of Somerset. Harry Walsh of Weak Head Normal Forms died at Gates of Somerset. Rickey `Big Guns` Blake of Brain Damaged died at Road to Somerset. Gene Simmons of Comstar died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. George Bryce of Brain Damaged died at Road to Somerset. Jose Stickles of Brain Damaged died at Road to Somerset. Leanna Moran of Neverland died at Northern Desert Circuit. Faith Buckingham of Fnord Motorsports died at Highway to Hell. Wade `as a barn` Owens of Guns Gears Getaway died at Somerset Arena. Andrew Webster of Lattes Raiders died at Canyon Joust. `Doc` April Pegues of CryptKeepers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Rebecca `Becca` Ashmore of Collision Force died at Elmsfield Lake Track. Charles `Chuckie` Jones of Brain Damaged died at Gates of Somerset. Christina Moore of Collision Force died at Road to Somerset. The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been Hardwired. Their most favoured type of event has been the combat, although they have also competed in numerous deathrace events. Out of town, the most busy squads have been: |
The Sommerset Race League Comission took away last month`s points from The Smith Street Boys, after learning of a massive cheating effort by the gang. Apparently, through a combination of game fixing, bribery, threats of torture by bad Karaoke singing, and directly editing the books, The Smith Street Boys somehow ended up with over 4 million points for the season.  The current leaders of Evan`s major leagues are as follows: Evan Race Ladder - Lattes Raiders In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are: Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Collision Force  |