The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League finished, with The Darkside taking the overall victory and a prize of $600000. The runners-up were Holistic Detective Agency, and finishing in third place overall were I.C.E InterCityEscort. The crowd at the final gate swarm the winning Turin as it slides to a stop. A very familiar and long lost figure exits. Is it??? Could it be!?! Next season just got a whole lot more interesting!!!

 

The representative for "No Aiming, Just Shooting", dressed in a white silk suit with matching submachine gunes (and a glint of Zerk in his eyes), issued the following statement.

"We are pleased to have denied the capital production base their social capital garnered from the fetishisation of the events, drivers and vehicles. We encourage more participants to forsake the support of wealthy industrialists and return this to being a competition of the people."

"By the way, anyone want to buy an Ambulance?"

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Kaizers Orchestra Win Circuit of Evan Rally III League

 
The Circuit of Evan Rally III League finished, with Kaizers Orchestra taking the overall victory and a prize of $250000. The runners-up were I.C.E InterCityEscort, and finishing in third place overall were No Aiming Just Shooting.

Ever since the overall result became evident last month, the circuit has been abuzz with rumours that Kaizer's Orchestra would switch sponsors. After the final rally of the season, a spokesperson for the plucky new gang said "We are very grateful for the help that Castle Amber has provided us during this season, but we feel that the high performance engines that Brutal Bill's Bombastic Boulevard can provide is a better fit for the future."

We are sure we will see more of Kaizer's Orchestra in coming seasons.

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PA Racers Win Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League

The Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Kaizers Orchestra, and finishing in third place overall were Freak Scene.

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Margaret `Woodie` Sanders of Cannibal Kings died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.

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Robert Hernandez of SAO Survivors died at Somerset Rally Circuit.

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Shelia Burch of Blacks Deliveries died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.

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Donald Collins of Blacks20 died at Ring of Death Arena.

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Richard Roberge of No Chancers died at Ring of Death Arena.

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`Hamster` Leonard Hammonds of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.

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John `Not Often` Wright of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.

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Juan Ludwig of The Salt Mob died at Telegraph Road.

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Emma `Deadeye` Smith of The Salt Mob died at Telegraph Road.

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Deanna `Double D` Pike of Cannibal Kings died at Gates of Somerset.

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Audrey Smith of Ambs420 died at The Dunes Race Course.

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Katherine Craig of Anubis Cartel died at Gates of Firelight.

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`My Name Is` Earl McAlister of Anubis Cartel died at Gates of Firelight.

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Arthur Smith of Cosmic Mandrills died at Northern Desert Circuit.

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Orville Heidenreich of Orange Maniacs died at Sandy.

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Jay Lamontagne of Gunsmoke n Chainsaws died at Double Down Arena.

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Gary Gibbs of rebelfish resurgent II died at Road to Somerset.

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Aubrey Jones of Anubis Cartel died at Miasma Crude Race Track.

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William Forman of Clan Hammer died at Gates of Somerset.

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Nancy Lewis of Wild Runners died at Somerset Rally Circuit.

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Adolfo Sharrow of Anubis Cartel died at Miasma Crude Race Track.

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Matthew Townsend of If Death Is What You Want!! died at Ring of Death Arena.

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Orville Withers of Cotten Creek Outlaws died at Highway to Hell.

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David Daniels of Mythic Vanguard died at Gates of Somerset.

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Don Bassett of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Gates of Somerset.

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Edward `rolley` Polley of PA Racers died at Great Southern Desert.

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Robert Smith of Blacks Deliveries died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.

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Sage `Basil` Parsley of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.

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George Osburn of Cowboys From Hell!! died at The Pit.

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Evan`s Most Wanted

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Have An Ice Day (Somerset): $436.
2. I.C.E InterCityEscort (Somerset): $254.
3. I.C.E InterCityEscort (Sarsfield): $152.
4. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Somerset): $149.
5. The Vanguards (Somerset): $108.
6. The Vanguards (Morgan): $108.
7. The Salt Mob (Somerset): $88.
8. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Sarsfield): $79.
9. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Gateway Truckstop): $78.
10. Turner, Harvest and Ramirez (Somerset): $67.

With the major leagues coming towards their conclusion, the current leaders are:

Evan Race Ladder - Kaizers Orchestra
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Snakes of Freedom
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - PerforatedPoo
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - PerforatedPoo

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Kaizers Orchestra
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - No Aiming Just Shooting
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - I.C.E InterCityEscort

The relationship between the Badlands Truckstop and Merchants faction has cooled, due to what is perceived as `extortionate` gates fees charged to convoys passing through the truckstop.