May/Jun
2048
The World of Evan According to Basher:

In this edition we focus on Lost Trail: Broken Ground between Gateway and Elmsfield.
This lost trail is exactly that... A winding, twisting, track mark in the sand that barely resembles a road. Ruts in the road can can force you offroad in a hurry, Or sailing over a LARGE crevasse of rock! Pick your route wisely here.....
Sometimes, slowing down just before a turn is a good tactic possibility if you want to keep your wheels on the bumpiest road in Evan!


Image by Lord Foul


Cole `Mad Bomber` Townsend of The Cosmic Kids died at Road to Elmsfield.


John Adams of The Cosmic Kids died at Road to Elmsfield.


Orval `Not a duck` Dougherty of Vault Dwellers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Mark McGuire of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Flora Cook of Burnt Tree Security died at Southern Plateau.


Ruby `Red` Griffin of Burnt Tree Security died at Southern Plateau.


`Red` Roxanne Jones of Riotous Assembly died at Scattered Grounds.


Tommie `Slingshot` Phoenix of Clarinbridge Crushers died at Southern Plateau.


Bruce Krug of Clarinbridge Crushers died at Southern Plateau.


Eric `The Cockroach` Torbert of Dementia died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Luke Duke of Guns Gears Getaway died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Aurora `Skyfire` Douglas of Atomsmasher died at Sandy.


Ann Fenwick of Combat Wombats died at Lost Oasis.


Ivan Murdock of Battle Royale died at Road to Somerset.


Janine `the Pink` Barron of Battalion de San Patricio died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


`Fast` Eddie Legrand of Battalion de San Patricio died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


`The Late` Earnest Early of The Groove Champions died at Blown With the Wind.


Bambi `Big` Titsworth of The Groove Champions died at Devils Fingers.


Joan `Handbrake` Suhr of Retribution Of Metal died at Pathway to Darkness.


Richard `Dick` Ford of Guns Gears Getaway died at Somerset Arena.


Scott `Airpack` Harris of Road Lords died at Elmsfield Hills Rally Circuit.


Antonio `Deep-Six` Nix of Geriatric Anarchists died at Southern Plateau.


Thomas Torres of Mailed Fist died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Michael Butler of Special Circumstances died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


William `Easy Rider` Broome of Mad Hatter, Inc. died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Belinda `Pepper` Sheppard of Scarzams Dragoons died at Gates of Somerset.


Gail Plunkett of Combat Wombats died at Road to Elmsfield.


Robert Jamison of The Ghosts died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Walter `Wonky` William of Riotous Assembly died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Donny Philips of The Ghosts died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Valerie Gault of The 4saken died at Devils Fingers.


William `Billy Bones` Bonner of The 4saken died at Devils Fingers.


`Sir` Terrence Griggs of Lattes Raiders died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Robert `The` Bruce of Longos Merry Men died at Somerset Arena.


Kara `Care Bear` Salazar of SD Rollers died at Once Upon a Town.


Salvador `Gaucho` Partida of SD Rollers died at Once Upon a Town.


Ray `Slick` Alloway of SD Rollers died at Once Upon a Town.


Jason `Lil Smoky` Gonzalez of SD Rollers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


`Convoy` Kelly Rogers of Dementia died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Paul Benedict of Feeding Frenzy died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Clifford Sheard of Feeding Frenzy died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Maria Everman of LESS THAN CAPS died at Road to Somerset.


Amanda Foran of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Somerset.


Odette `Hung-Over` Holmes of Legends of the Interstate died at Gates of Somerset.


Matthew Sholes of MADHAT died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


George `Hairy` Barnett of Battalion de San Patricio died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Call Me` Ismael Sackett of PendCorp died at Interstate Mythos.


Lisa West of PendCorp died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Shawn `the Sheep` Ladue of PendCorp died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Virginia `Biggy` Little of PendCorp died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Gary `SIdewinder` Hornback of Retribution Of Metal died at Northern Farm Land.


Hugo `Lotto` Hurley of Retribution Of Metal died at Northern Farm Land.


Kate `Bionix` Austin of Retribution Of Metal died at Northern Farm Land.


Ralph `Mower` Dennis of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Blown With the Wind.


Amy `D` Flowers of Battalion de San Patricio died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Ira `Ion` Concannon of Ricky Ranjits Rangers died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Juan Molina of Ricky Ranjits Rangers died at Somerset Arena.


`Ranger` Walter Matthews of Ricky Ranjits Rangers died at Somerset Arena.


Troy `The Wolverine` Kohl of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Somerset Arena.


`Ranger` Nakia Sharp of Ricky Ranjits Rangers died at Somerset Arena.


Shakita `Incoming` Zullo of Guns Gears Getaway died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Robert `The Whacker` Thacker of Vault Dwellers died at Gates of Firelight.


Charles Bortz of 5ive Crew died at Once Upon a Town.


Thomas `Tom Tom` Chaney of DeathFromAbove died at Devils Fingers.


Edward Stewart of Retribution Of Metal died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Andrew `Hippy` Dean of Dementia died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Ernie Earnhardt of Paladins died at Road to Elmsfield.


John Mitchell of Four Horsemen died at Somerset Arena.


James `Yorkie Bar` Fink of PendCorp died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Troy Dempsey of The Ghosts died at Serpentine Road.


Lois `Automatic` Yoder of DeathFromAbove died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Lloyd Anzalone of The Fluffy Bunnies died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Jimmy `Jackrabbit` Oxford of PendCorp died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Janie Roper of Blacktop Bandits died at Scattered Grounds.


Travis Michaels of Blacktop Bandits died at Road to Somerset.


Jasmine Cordova of Combat Wombats died at Road to Elmsfield.


Daniel Hampton of Combat Wombats died at Road to Elmsfield.


Sarah Asaro of Combat Wombats died at Road to Elmsfield.


`Saint` John Boudreaux of Whiskey Runners died at Lost Oasis.


Joyce `Tinker Toy` Langley of Whiskey Runners died at Road to Somerset.


Walter `The Hammer` Thompson of Whiskey Runners died at Road to Somerset.


Mary `Muffin` Halsey of Whiskey Runners died at Road to Somerset.


`Diva` Queen Lavoie of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Somerset Arena.


Marion `Aries` McCloud of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Somerset Arena.


Alan `Hold On` Holder of The Untouchables died at Telegraph Road.


Candi Caine of Paladins died at Blown With the Wind.


John `Ziggy` King of Geriatric Anarchists died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


John Ryan of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Rhonda Ramos of Sons Of Samedi died at Road to Somerset.


Charles Murray of The Ghosts died at Road to Somerset.


Nancy Burke of Sons Of Samedi died at Road to Somerset.


John Duggins of The Paranoid Tourists died at Road to Somerset.


Basil `Ganglia` Holmes of Dementia died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Mario `Hitman` Hill of Deserters died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Roxanne Palmer of Deserters died at Interstate Mythos.


Sherri Russell of Combat Wombats died at Road to Elmsfield.


Esther Walker of Combat Wombats died at Road to Elmsfield.


Wesley Martinez of Combat Wombats died at Road to Elmsfield.


Mary Skeen of Combat Wombats died at Road to Elmsfield.


Mark Moller of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Suzanne `Muffin Taster` Roush of Whiskey Runners died at Pathway to Darkness.


Gloria Sorenson of Whiskey Runners died at Once Upon a Town.


Jesus `Is` King of Vault Dwellers died at Maure Dore.


Jason Callender of Vault Dwellers died at Maure Dore.


Eric `Furby` Kirby of Scarzams Dragoons died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


`Rowdy` Rudy Thompson of MADHAT died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Kara `Curves` Monaco of Pestilence died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


`Pit Viper` Joseph Fraser of Pestilence died at Salt Flats Canyon.


`Decapitator` Deborah Shaffer of Pestilence died at Salt Flats Canyon.


`Bodacious` Breann McGregor of Pestilence died at Devils Fingers.


Thelma Harvey of Blacktop Bandits died at Road to Somerset.


`Black` Jack Lambert of Blacktop Bandits died at Road to Somerset.


Mary Bissonnette of Blacktop Bandits died at Road to Somerset.


Christopher `Spanner` Shanahan of Vault Dwellers died at Burning Skies.


`Calm` Christopher Hopkins of Vault Dwellers died at Burning Skies.


Audrey `Gimme` Moorman of Geriatric Anarchists died at Northern Speedway.


Bill Saenz of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Cindy Bostic of Lazzas Lunatics died at Somerset Arena.


Vickie `Not Robbie` Williams of Riotous Assembly died at Scattered Grounds.


Marguerite `Miniscule` Moreno of Riotous Assembly died at Scattered Grounds.


Gloria Jones of Lazzas Lunatics died at Somerset Arena.


Victoria `Dutchess` Reed of The Flying Hellfish died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


`Dame` Guadalupe Morales of Lattes Raiders died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Michael `No Relation` Eisenhauer of Battalion de San Patricio died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Dennis `the Menace` Oliver of Battalion de San Patricio died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Linda `Dough Girl` Pillsbury of Rebels died at Gates of Somerset.


Raymond `Louis` Fenstermacher of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Lost Oasis.


Evelyn `Eagle Eye` Grace of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Lost Oasis.


Steven King of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Lost Oasis.


Scott Rodrigez of Four Horsemen died at Telegraph Road.


Alexandria Miller of Four Horsemen died at Telegraph Road.


Shannon `Ice Queen` Miller of Luna Sea died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Avery `Muad-dib` Parson of Luna Sea died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Tony `London Boy` Blair of Cap distributor died at Elmsfield Lake Track.


Georgia `Doc` Lass of Luna Sea died at Elmsfield Hills Rally Circuit.


Thomas Mulligan of Sons Of Samedi died at Sandy.


Justin Bauer of Blacktop Bandits died at Lost Oasis.


Nathan Riley of Blacktop Bandits died at Road to Elmsfield.


Ola `Lala` Taylor of The Vanguards died at Road to Somerset.



Evan`s Most Wanted

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Longos Merry Men (Somerset): $7215.
2. Wasteland Extravaganza (Somerset): $3476.
3. The Cosmic Kids (Somerset): $3200.
4. Riotous Assembly (Somerset): $713.
5. Butane (Badlands Truckstop): $677.
6. V-8 Vikings (Badlands Truckstop): $437.
7. Phalanx (Badlands Truckstop): $337.
8. Feeding Frenzy (Somerset): $266.



DeathFromAbove Win Northern Paintball League

The Northern Paintball League finished, with DeathFromAbove taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were Battalion de San Patricio, and finishing in third place overall were Longos Merry Men.
Got Gas?

 

The pumps are running dry at Gateway Truckstop. Checking the local market, theres not a single can to be had. The local fueling station is still allowing drivers to gas up their ride, but its strictly on a first-come, first-serve basis, with no doggie bags allowed!

Ulrik Desertrunner, the barkeep at Mezcals, has seen more than one traveler find themselves stranded here in the past few days when their eyes were bigger than their gas tanks. `It wa`n`t too long ago that you had to drain every drop you could from the hulking wrecks of the post-apoc days, but now everyone takes it for granted that the black stuff will flow forever,` the hulking man tells us.

`I know we havent been around Gateway in awhile,` says Elvin Parrish, a local vigilante with The Untouchables, `But now were stuck here whether we like it or not. We just escorted some traders here and now our fuel tanks dont hold enough to get us back.`

Whats the cause? Piracy has increased big time, and the vigilantes all seem to be absent.

`Ever since the trade routes opened back up to Sarsfield a couple months ago, all the fortune seekers headed down there after fame and glory,` says Ty Mitchell, the local high-price merchant who runs a profitable gambling outfit. `Not to mention that gang that actually goes after the vigilante groups for sport you know, the one with the fishes or whatever on their cars.`

The outlook is grim for the moment for Gateway Truckstop, and perhaps for all of Evan with Gateway along the main trading route from the north to the south. Watch these pages for all the details, loyal readers!

Story by t0rp0r


Evan Leagues

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Guns Gears Getaway
Evan Deathrace Ladder - The 4saken
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Guns Gears Getaway
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Holy Mutant Death Squad

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Slaythofens
Northern Paintball League - DeathFromAbove



Pimp My Rustbucket

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Propaganda owned by Initial Drift.
2. REAPING MAULER owned by ADVANCED RADICAL LUNATICS.
3. PBR Streetgang owned by Gearjammers.
4. REAPING MAULER owned by ADVANCED RADICAL LUNATICS.
5. Lattes Revenge owned by Lattes Raiders.
6. Alpha Strike owned by DeathFromAbove.
7. Power Stroke owned by DeathFromAbove.
8. Dragon`s Breath owned by Lattes Raiders.
9. SPANKZILLA owned by ADVANCED RADICAL LUNATICS.
10. REAPING MAULER owned by ADVANCED RADICAL LUNATICS.
11. Limiting Factor owned by Special Circumstances .
12. Ecto Hearse owned by v.i.n.d.i.c.a.to.r.s..
13. CAMP TRAINER owned by ADVANCED RADICAL LUNATICS.
14. Hound owned by The 4saken.
15. Velocet owned by The Vanguards.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla.